Approx how long should 2 hits of weed stay in your system?
North Mayne
12:52p, 05/10/12
North Mayne
8594 posts, joined 04/27/2012
Was a bit drunk and endulged in some hippie grass that was being passed around back around 18-19 days ago. Have a drug test tomorrow. Took two pretty weak hits from a pipe. 6'3" 215lbs and lift weights and run 3-4 times a week. I feel like I am stressing out over nothing but you read all kinds of things on the internets. tia
BarnacleScraper
12:53p, 05/10/12
BarnacleScraper
34154 posts, joined 10/24/2006
Are you auditioning for a Spicoli role? If so, you'll be fine.

[This message has been edited by BarnacleScraper (edited 5/10/2012 12:54p).]
mbole11
12:53p, 05/10/12
mbole11
11230 posts, joined 01/28/2008
Forever. You're ****ed.
DannyDuberstein
12:54p, 05/10/12
DannyDuberstein
10209 posts, joined 02/20/2012
You should be fine. Should be less than a week for urine and a couple of hits isn't enough to trigger a hair positive.
Tony Almeda
12:55p, 05/10/12
Tony Almeda
5991 posts, joined 03/08/2006
Pee test or hair test? Just pull the ol "I was at a radio head concert" bit.
AgAllStar91
12:56p, 05/10/12
AgAllStar91
6478 posts, joined 12/05/2011
You'll need to tape a ziploc bag of your piss to your leg and use that. It's your only way. Good luck.
Beer Baron
12:59p, 05/10/12
Beer Baron
30410 posts, joined 10/05/2004
IP confirmed. I've alerted the FBI as to your whereabouts.
FNG
12:59p, 05/10/12
FNG
14483 posts, joined 08/02/2011
You could be busted.

When I took training for that sort of thing (used to take people to drug tests at my former employer) I was taught that 30 days can be the expected duration you will test positive for weed.


How do you know you have a test tomorrow? Pre-employment? Condition of probation or parole?

If it's a random, your company has a really lax and terrible drug program.


quote:
How Long Can Marijuana Be Detected?
Some THC metabolites have an elimination half-life of 20 hours. However, some are stored in body fat and have a elimination half-life of 10 to 13 days. Most researchers agree that urine tests for marijuana can detect the presence of the drug in the body for up to 13 days.
However, there is anecdotal evidence that the length of time that marijuana remains in the body is affected by how often the person smokes, how much he smokes and how long he has been smoking. Regular smokers have reported positive drug test results after 45 days since last use and heavy smokers have reported positive tests 90 days after quitting.



http://alcoholism.about.com/od/pot/a/marijuana_test.htm
Tony Almeda
12:59p, 05/10/12
Tony Almeda
5991 posts, joined 03/08/2006
RUN MAN!!
CDUB98
1:01p, 05/10/12
CDUB98
102169 posts, joined 12/20/2004
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
phatbc
1:02p, 05/10/12
phatbc
13849 posts, joined 03/04/2006
You should be ok if you don't do it on the reg
North Mayne
1:04p, 05/10/12
North Mayne
8594 posts, joined 04/27/2012
quote:
Regular smokers have reported positive drug test results after 45 days since last use and heavy smokers have reported positive tests 90 days after quitting.


Haven't smoked in 2+ years prior to this. Oh well, it was pretty stupid...fingers crossed. May buy a home test this evening.
North Mayne
1:05p, 05/10/12
North Mayne
8594 posts, joined 04/27/2012
quote:
IP confirmed. I've alerted the FBI as to your whereabouts.


Thanks, i need help and this may be the only way.
Mr.NiceGuy
1:09p, 05/10/12
Mr.NiceGuy
13235 posts, joined 07/29/2009
Do you know when they are giving the test? If you do mix 1 box of certo (get it at Kroger) with a jug of gatorade. Drink it fast. Drink water for the next 2 hours (maybe a gallon). Then for the next few hours you will be pissing straight water.

If you don't know well then you may be f***ed
North Mayne
1:17p, 05/10/12
North Mayne
8594 posts, joined 04/27/2012
First thing tomorrow morning.
ac04
1:19p, 05/10/12
ac04
45124 posts, joined 12/05/2005
you'll be fine
Human
1:19p, 05/10/12
Human
46577 posts, joined 11/16/2002
I have a buddy in DFW that is looking to unload some killa ganja if anyone is interested...


And I mean killa...!!
gv11
1:20p, 05/10/12
gv11
8384 posts, joined 08/09/2011
Buy a home-test kit and figure it out for yourself beforehand so you don't have to keep worrying.
NeuroticAg
1:20p, 05/10/12
NeuroticAg
75093 posts, joined 03/23/2005
quote:
When I took training for that sort of thing (used to take people to drug tests at my former employer) I was taught that 30 days can be the expected duration you will test positive for weed.

That's mostly only for people who smoke more often. If he hasn't smoked previously for two years, he should be OK.
TheHappyCouch-potato
1:24p, 05/10/12
TheHappyCouch-potato
209 posts, joined 09/27/2006
I have a good friend who is now an M.D. In the summer of 1991 we were undergrads, and his father (also a Dr.) got him a job at a local hospital. We smoked up the night before he had his drug test.

He soaked his finger tips in clorox just before the test and made sure that his urine stream went into his finger tips, passing the bleach into the sample. He promptly washed his hands afterwards, and he passed the test. Take that for what it's worth.

FYI, THC is stored in your body fat. The amount in your urine depends on your metabolism and how much you smoked, which determines how much went into your fat cells.


[This message has been edited by TheHappyCouch-potato (edited 5/10/2012 1:25p).]
North Mayne
1:25p, 05/10/12
North Mayne
8594 posts, joined 04/27/2012
quote:
Buy a home-test kit and figure it out for yourself beforehand so you don't have to keep worrying.


this is what i'm thinking. thanks for the few serious responses.
NeuroticAg
1:26p, 05/10/12
NeuroticAg
75093 posts, joined 03/23/2005
Depending on the company who performs your employer's drug tests, they are going to be far more sensitive than a home-test.
ac04
1:27p, 05/10/12
ac04
45124 posts, joined 12/05/2005
agreed, make sure you compliment them on their hair or something.
GetThoseKeysMilo
1:27p, 05/10/12
GetThoseKeysMilo
18223 posts, joined 12/16/2009
quote:
Do you know when they are giving the test? If you do mix 1 box of certo (get it at Kroger) with a jug of gatorade. Drink it fast. Drink water for the next 2 hours (maybe a gallon). Then for the next few hours you will be pissing straight water.


The tests they run can easily tell if the urine has been diluted. Some labs will send the report back to the employer as "positive-dilute."
Holly Golightly
1:37p, 05/10/12
Holly Golightly
14326 posts, joined 10/31/2006
quote:
agreed, make sure you compliment them on their hair or something.


I laughed! Spit my soup out damn you!
El Tigre
2:00p, 05/10/12
El Tigre
8686 posts, joined 08/15/2011
you're fine, don't even stress about it
Ags-R-Better
2:05p, 05/10/12
Ags-R-Better
6730 posts, joined 08/06/2002
bake up some hemp/poppy seed muffins, test positive for opium and ganja (would hemp trigger anything on a drug test?[/drug virgin])...profit??
Disarmer
2:09p, 05/10/12
Disarmer
1351 posts, joined 09/16/2010
You're fine. THC is stored in fat cells. By exercising every day, you burn those fat cells which accellerates the rate at which it is expelled from your body. That, plus it was only two hits.

The main factors of weed staying in your body are: Amount of body fat, how often you burn body fat, and how much you smoked.

Two hits would be out of most people's system in a matter of 2-3 days. Some heavy users can be detected in piss tests 6 months later. If you haven't smoked recently and only took 2 hits, I'd bet a lot of money you'll be clean.

At home test can never hurt though. Also, drink a good amount of water before you go in. It will dilute your piss, which makes the concentration of THC seem less (You only test positive if the concentration of THC is high enough).

Worst case with dilution is they say your piss is diluted and you have to go back and take another test, giving you longer to get rid of it.


Wow that was a lot of pretty unnecessary typing. Oops.

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I Like Turtles
2:13p, 05/10/12
I Like Turtles
3928 posts, joined 10/11/2007
You are fine...If you are not a habitual smoker, weed will be out of your system in 3-5 days.
mpaggie06
2:14p, 05/10/12
mpaggie06
10836 posts, joined 09/09/2007
Depends on if it was laced with PCP.

[This message has been edited by mpaggie06 (edited 5/10/2012 2:14p).]
Tony Almeda
2:14p, 05/10/12
Tony Almeda
5991 posts, joined 03/08/2006
quote:
The tests they run can easily tell if the urine has been diluted. Some labs will send the report back to the employer as "positive-dilute."


That should buy you an extra couple of days
North Mayne
2:26p, 05/10/12
North Mayne
8594 posts, joined 04/27/2012
quote:
Depends on if it was laced with PCP.


It was definitely fry that i smoked, but pretty sure PCP is out of the system in a matter of days. I STAY wet bruhh.
Mr.NiceGuy
2:36p, 05/10/12
Mr.NiceGuy
13235 posts, joined 07/29/2009
Milo,

That has been used for probation tests and multiple tests for jobs (not by me, of course). They normally only test for things like ultimate gold and other cover ups
Husky Boy Jr.
2:50p, 05/10/12
Husky Boy Jr.
15975 posts, joined 10/30/2003
someone once told me that niacin flushes out your system, but in reality I think it just makes you break out in hives and want to rip your skin off
El Tigre
2:58p, 05/10/12
El Tigre
8686 posts, joined 08/15/2011
niacin works, kind of. a friend of mine took a bunch of niacin and drank a lot of juice the day before a piss test for a job and the test didn't pick up any thc, but the test results showed he used a masking agent so the results were inconclusive. the company he was going to work for let him take another piss test after the results came back and he passed the second time and got the job.
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