How Did Johnny Manziel become JFF?
jrh1524
9:39a, 09/19/12
jrh1524
1331 posts, joined 10/22/2005
Explain please.
Hulla Baller
9:39a, 09/19/12
Hulla Baller
4162 posts, joined 09/15/2008
He was BORN JFF.
AggieBattleAxe
9:40a, 09/19/12
AggieBattleAxe
5997 posts, joined 10/07/2002
How did the sun become hot?
jrh1524
9:40a, 09/19/12
jrh1524
1331 posts, joined 10/22/2005
But why not JM (Johnny Manziel) or JF (Johnny Football)? What does JFF stand for?
BillOnCapitolHill
9:40a, 09/19/12
BillOnCapitolHill
31078 posts, joined 11/03/2010
Only kid I know who wasnt born a virgin.
BoozerRed78
9:41a, 09/19/12
BoozerRed78
6870 posts, joined 06/27/2006
Facebook
BillOnCapitolHill
9:42a, 09/19/12
BillOnCapitolHill
31078 posts, joined 11/03/2010
Johnny "Tori Black pays him for sex" Manziel
Buck Nasty
9:44a, 09/19/12
Buck Nasty
1450 posts, joined 11/08/2010
you foreal doe?
Bajan
9:45a, 09/19/12
Bajan
13161 posts, joined 09/13/2007
heres a cliff notes version as i understand it:

Juanito Futbol's life story
Guppy91
9:49a, 09/19/12
Guppy91
265 posts, joined 12/08/2011
This thread is starting out to be incredibly awesome!!!!!
TxAginAz
9:49a, 09/19/12
TxAginAz
16874 posts, joined 12/17/2002
Cuz Johnny Utah was already taken.
howitzercannon
9:51a, 09/19/12
howitzercannon
1858 posts, joined 04/15/2009
Why is the sky gray? Why is the grass gray? Why are the colors of the rainbow, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, dark gray?
Guppy91
10:00a, 09/19/12
Guppy91
265 posts, joined 12/08/2011
He's #2 right? "Football" ...twice.

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Thunder Cosby
10:03a, 09/19/12
Thunder Cosby
3273 posts, joined 08/04/2008
F5 on this thread.
Gpagncs
10:05a, 09/19/12
Gpagncs
432 posts, joined 02/12/2009
Johnny ****in football hth
Hennessy11
10:05a, 09/19/12
Hennessy11
6434 posts, joined 02/13/2010
The real question is, how did JFF become Johnny Manziel?
Hennessy11
10:05a, 09/19/12
Hennessy11
6434 posts, joined 02/13/2010
double post

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ConLaw
10:07a, 09/19/12
ConLaw
2440 posts, joined 08/06/2006
You see, Johnny didn't need the birds and bees talk from pops. Pops needed it from Johnny.
Caz
10:10a, 09/19/12
Caz
1782 posts, joined 10/16/2007
Why are bewbs good?
BigOil
10:13a, 09/19/12
BigOil
6838 posts, joined 09/29/2003
The original was Bucky F;ing Dent.
BigOil
10:14a, 09/19/12
BigOil
6838 posts, joined 09/29/2003
DFP

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jpmadness
10:16a, 09/19/12
jpmadness
672 posts, joined 05/09/2011
JFF lost his virginity before his father
WinaGs
10:17a, 09/19/12
WinaGs
12704 posts, joined 10/10/1999
potential thread
jpmadness
10:20a, 09/19/12
jpmadness
672 posts, joined 05/09/2011
JFF doesn't own a watch, he decides what time it is
israeliag
10:21a, 09/19/12
israeliag
1807 posts, joined 12/01/2010
He had intercourse with an egg-shaped pigskin!
Capt. America
10:35a, 09/19/12
Capt. America
5820 posts, joined 08/18/2011
The boogeyman checks under his bed for JFF
mme53
10:44a, 09/19/12
mme53
156 posts, joined 12/02/2011
JFF has been the only aggie to slam a revolving door, twice.

haha great thread
Ag00Ag
10:45a, 09/19/12
Ag00Ag
2168 posts, joined 11/19/1999
VA_Ag94
10:45a, 09/19/12
VA_Ag94
1087 posts, joined 08/13/2011
Why are Hottie Threads so popular? stupid question. delete thread. ban user.

JFF or GTFO!
BillOnCapitolHill
10:55a, 09/19/12
BillOnCapitolHill
31078 posts, joined 11/03/2010
Alan's inside source is JFF.
cbarnes16
11:04a, 09/19/12
cbarnes16
1186 posts, joined 12/21/2011
And on the seventh day, JFF created football.
Aggie MHA
11:04a, 09/19/12
Aggie MHA
823 posts, joined 07/22/2011
Johnny F****** Football ...

thats what I always assumed lol.

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Bajan
11:06a, 09/19/12
Bajan
13161 posts, joined 09/13/2007
http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/72/11/7058515a8fed74ee2e1dad4846002bfb.jpg

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spaceman
11:27a, 09/19/12
spaceman
3332 posts, joined 10/10/2011
"How did the sun become hot?"

Well, approximately 5 billion years ago an enormous cloud of interstellar hydrogen began to contract under the influence of its own gravity. As the slow-moving hydrogen atoms collided with each other more and more frequently, their aggregate velocity rose increasing the temperature. Density (and thus temperature) was highest at the center of the cloud. Eventually the collision velocities crossed the threshold necessary to initiate the classic hydrogen-to-helium stellar fusion process. The process liberated sufficient heat to counteract further gravitational collapse, and eventually a balance was achieved between the inward pressure of gravity and the outward pressure of ...

Oh wait - football relevance. Sorry.
gnirwin11
11:30a, 09/19/12
gnirwin11
1503 posts, joined 07/24/2011
quote:
Why is the sky gray? Why is the grass gray? Why are the colors of the rainbow, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, dark gray?

Underrated post

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