God said "let there be light", JFF said "say please."

I heard JFF was really Cain's father, not sure about Abel.

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JFF is what Willis was talking 'bout

JFF secretly records Presidential candidates

JFF was created by the machine in Weird Science. The objects included in the creation include Peyton Manning's hair samples, an autographed Dan Marino ball, Mean Joe Green's cup and a three cans of Shasta

I heard that when JFF was born, he ran out of his mother's womb holding a football, juked right past the doctor and the medical staff in the halls as he made his way out of the hospital to a waiting Swaggcopter!

As he climbed in he turned around and said "I'm Johnny Fckn Football! Suck it!" while he flipped everyone off and the copter flew away. Reports say that the pilot was a Bad Ass Mothr Fckr with some sweet shades on and they were headed in the direction of College Station.

Well that's what I heard anyways...

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It was very difficult.

Exodus 6:14-27

JFF is what Willis was talking 'bout




This F Thread!

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time?

Answer: Johnny Fing Football, that's who.

Found his origin story: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HofoK_QQxGc

Yell Leaders need to come up with a JFF yell already.

Hey! How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does a sun set? How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work? It just does.

do the math, you'll get the same answer, JFF...

Legend has it that JFF was created when two beads of sweat from Von Millers loins touched the ground.

Chuck Norris calls JFF "Sensei".

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Why does the sun come up? Or are the stars just pin holes in the curtain of night, who knows? What I do know is that because you were born different, men will fear you…

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Hey! How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does a sun set? How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work? It just does.

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Underrated post. Joe Dirt FTW.

Jack Bauer is JFF's gimp

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Radioactive spider

JFF!!

JFF is actually the second, lesser-known son of Krypton.

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Why is the sky gray? Why is the grass gray? Why are the colors of the rainbow, gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, dark gray?

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Underrated post



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Both sides of JFF's pillow are cool

JFF is the father of every girl who hasn't had a child yet

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This.

When Johnny asked Chuck Norris "What's my name b*tch?" Chuck was so scared that he stuttered the extra F and said JFF.

Stick with Johnny Manziel.

92ag95

Who the h*ll is "Tori Black"? Do you mean Rebecca Black?

Dont care who Rebecca Black is, google Tori Black and you will get the joke.

First of all to understand what happened to JFF, you gotta understand who JFF was. Now JFF was recruited by Baylor, and Rice, and Wyoming. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's recruited by this man, Mike Sherman; he's a pro-style offense runner and an NFL promoter. So he puts JFF into training. They see JFF's good. He is damn good. But then he had the practice of his life. They pit him against his best friend JS. And JFF said "no man that's my best friend, I can't play JS" but they made him play anyway, and JFF, he won the starting spot over JS. JFF said "that's it!" he called off all his games, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. Wow.

92ag95

OP...don't worry about it. just sit back and watch

He is the son of the long rummored "that guy".

The 'F' is silent