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How Did Johnny Manziel become JFF?

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THE F IS DEADLY!
dannykray14
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Johnny already had Carly Rae Jepsen's number.
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John told Rebecca Black it's Saturday!
Slother93
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Dr. F'ing Football dug up the bodies of the best athletes from around the world. Then he carefully cutout the best parts from said athletes and welded them together with flesh glue derived from pig skin.

He then held a seance and conjured the spirits of Unitas, Ruth, Namath, Butkis, Brown, and untold dozens of others. He channeled those souls into an SEC patch using a Ouija board and chewing gum.

On a cold winters eve he carefully implanted the soul patch into the monster's chest cavity and played the Aggie War Hymn to infuse the body and soul with the Spirit.

And that's how JFF was born.
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This thread is awesome, but the greatest comment of the week goes to unmadebed for:
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It's pronounced "FUC-IN-FOOT-BALL". The Manziel is silent.
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Well done.
Athanasius
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It's simple, really. Because the prophecy called for the F.

See below. See the middle F?

aggie813
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JFF destroyed the element table because he only knows one element...............

THE ELEMENT OF SUPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shooz in Katy
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By the end of the season, he will be known as JFFTHCNOF......

which of course stands for Johnny ****ing Football The Chuck Norris Of Football.

Long live JFFTHCNOF!!!!
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The JFF that can be told
is not the eternal JFF
The name that can be named
is not the eternal Name.

The unnamable is the eternally real.
Naming is the origin
of all particular things.

Free from desire, you realize the mystery.
Caught in desire, you see only the manifestations.

Yet mystery and manifestations
arise from the same source.
This source is called darkness.

Darkness within darkness.
The gateway to all understanding.

When people see some things as beautiful,
other things become ugly.
When people see some things as good,
other things become bad.

Being and non-being create each other.
Difficult and easy support each other.
Long and short define each other.
High and low depend on each other.
Before and after follow each other.

Therefore JFF
acts without doing anything
and teaches without saying anything.
Things arise and he lets them come;
things disappear and he lets them go.
He has but doesn't possess,
acts but doesn't expect.
When his work is done, he forgets it.
That is why it lasts forever.

-Lao Tzu
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This thread is the lore of legends.
Long. Live. JFF.
TexasAggieMan
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How did The Joker get the scars on his face? It was JFF who gave them to him.
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Cool Starry Bra alert:

At UF game as I was waiting in line to go in to Kyle I overheard a couple of students having this exact discussion and I **** you not it went like this:

Student no. 1: So why is Manziel called JFF again?
Student no. 2: well his nickname is Johnny Football but the "F" goes in the middle for "****ing" so it's like his initials and because he's a bad ass. It's like JFK, his name was John Kennedy but they called him JFK so it was like saying "John ****ing Kennedy" because he was a bad ass.
Student no. 1: oh okay that makes sense.
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Ever heard the "I have a dream" speach?


It's about JFF.
BigNic05
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if JFF can live up to the hype then not only will we win a couple of NC's but maybe even a Super Bowl or two
Puryear Playboy
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Bigfoot wants a picture of JFF.
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Yeah...add a nobel prize and the presidency.

If a guy without a birth certificate can win, JFF can.
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quote:
if JFF can live up to the hype then not only will we win a couple of NC's but maybe even a Super Bowl or two


And a World Series and a World Cup
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Didn't read.

None.

Some of yuuz nerds need to get a life.

Ha ha

JMM is the natural order of the alphabet --

you pansies, need to step back!~
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and ANY freaking Soccerball


(aka BoringAssNothinUpHighdeeHoooLookeeHir" ! ! 11 11!1 !111
58-7
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It starts off something like...Got a little story for you Ags...end of the story is pending but I am engaged in this chapter.
Thunder Cosby
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Legend says that "Guy on a Buffalo" is JFF's father.
Roger Kint
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OP, hasn't been reading the Texags scriptures.

quote:
In the beginning was Football, and Football was with Johnny, and Football was Johnny.

-Johnny 1:1



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Johnny Football became JFF and made his dwelling in Aggieland. We have seen his awesomeness, the awesomeness of the One JFF, who was recruited by Sherman, full of Geritol and sleepiness.

-Johnny 1:14

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He was unplugged

RootAg
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quote:
Legend says that "Guy on a Buffalo" is JFF's father.


This
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BP for Havoc! Johnny 3:16 !

[This message has been edited by Guppy91 (edited 9/20/2012 12:13p).]
Dank
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Mick Jagger has moves like JFF --Out.
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Page 3
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Hows a rainbow made? whys the sky blue? why are boobs good? how does a posi track rear end on a plymouth work? It just does.



[This message has been edited by ccolley68 (edited 9/20/2012 4:08p).]
Bajan
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That JFK story makes me sad for the youth
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Speaking of JFK, I would like to think JFF is similar to this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo

and this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foqOtlrPCN4
JTMW
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Coupla big wins & it'll be JMFF
JeremyAg
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How? Chuck Norris deemed it so.
israeliag
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He was so named after someone "SAW HIM RAMMING VERY FAST AND VERY HARD, THROUGH MANY HOLES"

[This message has been edited by israeliag (edited 9/20/2012 6:10p).]
 
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