Mack Brown and his wife have a sham marriage?
BohunkAg
9:07a, 06/08/12
BohunkAg
67799 posts, joined 10/10/1999
Posted (WITH PERMISSION) from another board. Poster who posted it heard it first hand.

quote:
Mack doesn't even sleep in the same bed as his wife anymore. Hasn't in sometime

I know for a fact that Mack went on a date with a lady he met on a flight whose daughter works with a buddy. The mom is oblivous to sports stuff... an old $$$ hippy. Apparently, she texted her daughter one night and said "I'm out with a guy named Mack Brown at an undisclosed place. He seems pretty famous though as a couple asked for his autograph. Do you know him?"

Anyway, the daughter had to fill her hippy mom in on the fact that he's the head coach at Texas and he's married.

Apparently Sally doesn't give two flying ****s what he does.
Drink Juice, Shelby
9:08a, 06/08/12
Drink Juice, Shelby
19949 posts, joined 01/07/2009
that's the kind of guy i want trapdooring my kid.
UTex09
9:10a, 06/08/12
UTex09
5281 posts, joined 09/09/2009
Bo, I heard from someone you had a really small d*ck. The guy heard it first hand and gave me permission to repost here.
goodAg80
9:12a, 06/08/12
goodAg80
25261 posts, joined 09/08/2002
Mrs. Bo, "It may be small, but it's effective."
BohunkAg
9:12a, 06/08/12
BohunkAg
67799 posts, joined 10/10/1999
you heard wrong, sunshine.
Mitch_Cumstein
9:17a, 06/08/12
Mitch_Cumstein
15903 posts, joined 07/22/2010
My uncle said that your wife told him the same thing, Bo. He said they used to sneak off in empty patient rooms, and she would say that's the reason she needed this. Once, when he was drunk, he even said he was a little worried that a couple of those kids are his.

Weird.
Frankie T
9:18a, 06/08/12
Frankie T
10747 posts, joined 08/03/2009
Why are you calling goodag sunshine?
RockInspector
9:18a, 06/08/12
RockInspector
1731 posts, joined 11/04/2007
Well, this certainly has a "My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night" feel to it.
annie88
9:20a, 06/08/12
annie88
35565 posts, joined 05/02/2006
meh, their choice. if it's okay with both of them who are we to judge. wouldn't be my thing, but oh well...
BohunkAg
9:22a, 06/08/12
BohunkAg
67799 posts, joined 10/10/1999
quote:
meh, their choice. if it's okay with both of them who are we to judge. wouldn't be my thing, but oh well...


Well, except he's using Sally to show to recruits' moms what a great family Texas is, and how they would be part of the family if they came to Texas.
annie88
9:23a, 06/08/12
annie88
35565 posts, joined 05/02/2006
oh, well yea, that's crappy... unless his recruits swing the same way...






[This message has been edited by annie88 (edited 6/8/2012 9:24a).]
bible full of cash
9:23a, 06/08/12
bible full of cash
72 posts, joined 03/25/2012
Good for him. I always thought ol' mack had a sandusky vibe about him. Glad that is not the case (apparently).
RockInspector
9:24a, 06/08/12
RockInspector
1731 posts, joined 11/04/2007
Bible....are you Briles?
Muy
10:00a, 06/08/12
Muy
72294 posts, joined 10/11/1999
old $$$ hippie women from Austin probably love Mack, they can get the dust blown off down low and in the morning scrape off a layer from his teeth to spread on their bagel, much higher protein and less fat than real butter.
dirtyred
10:02a, 06/08/12
dirtyred
2890 posts, joined 02/10/2011
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I know for a fact that Mack went on a date with a lady he met on a flight whose daughter works with a buddy.
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The stupid sh !t people say just never ceases to amaze me.
nu awlins ag
10:26a, 06/08/12
nu awlins ag
28169 posts, joined 05/10/2001
mack is pumpjacking a cougar?
West Point Aggie
10:32a, 06/08/12
West Point Aggie
11352 posts, joined 07/19/2002
...now if he gets on a bike with said female and slips...oh, watch out!
Cardboardboxer
11:46a, 06/08/12
Cardboardboxer
2652 posts, joined 06/09/2010
I wanna hold em' like they with Texas gays.
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me
Lovegame and intuition play the cards with Ship to start
And after you been hooked I'll play the one that's on your heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get you hot, show you what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get you hot, show you what I've got

Can't brush my,
Can't brush my
No I can't brush my butter teeth
(He's got me like nobody)
Can't brush my
Can't brush my
No I can't brush my butter teeth
(He's got me like nobody)

B-b-b-butter teeth, my butter teeth
(Mum mum mum mah)

B-b-b-butter teeth, my butter teeth
(Mum mum mum mah)


A History Of Violence
12:03p, 06/08/12
A History Of Violence
20350 posts, joined 03/16/2008
I guess that old hippy chick doesn't mind seeing those hideous yellow teeth munching on roast beef.
Bigsteve713
12:09p, 06/08/12
Bigsteve713
4163 posts, joined 04/04/2011
RandyMarsh
12:24p, 06/08/12
RandyMarsh
205 posts, joined 10/21/2010
quote:
old $$$ hippie women from Austin probably love Mack, they can get the dust blown off down low and in the morning scrape off a layer from his teeth to spread on their bagel, much higher protein and less fat than real butter


Bravo Muy
5 4
12:30p, 06/08/12
5 4
21260 posts, joined 02/02/2004
Cardboardboxer
FightinAggie07
12:44p, 06/08/12
FightinAggie07
3374 posts, joined 12/09/2004
Is your friend Lee Atwater?
The Duece
12:53p, 06/08/12
The Duece
222 posts, joined 04/26/2012
Gotta love the diminutive Aggie negative recruiting braintrust. you guys are almost as big a joke as that AWESOME .375 all time winning percentage you guys put up in the Big 12.

I guess it I had sand kicked in my face year after year after year I might result to rumor mongering, like little girls do in junior high.

But party on boys... SEC...SEC... SEC... for the team that couldn't beat it's Big 12 breathern even 4 our of every 10 matches played.
West Point Aggie
12:56p, 06/08/12
West Point Aggie
11352 posts, joined 07/19/2002
quote:
old $$$ hippie women from Austin probably love Mack, they can get the dust blown off down low and in the morning scrape off a layer from his teeth to spread on their bagel, much higher protein and less fat than real butter


disturbing image!
Mitch_Cumstein
1:07p, 06/08/12
Mitch_Cumstein
15903 posts, joined 07/22/2010
quote:
Gotta love the diminutive Aggie negative recruiting braintrust. you guys are almost as big a joke as that AWESOME .375 all time winning percentage you guys put up in the Big 12.

I guess it I had sand kicked in my face year after year after year I might result to rumor mongering, like little girls do in junior high.

But party on boys... SEC...SEC... SEC... for the team that couldn't beat it's Big 12 breathern even 4 our of every 10 matches played.



There literally isn't anyone with an internet connection who's brain is is disfunctional, nor who makes less sense than you.

You're trying to tell one of the best athletic departments in the country, year after year, that we're used to getting sand kicked in our face. There aren't words to truly capture the level of idiot you are.
Mitch_Cumstein
1:08p, 06/08/12
Mitch_Cumstein
15903 posts, joined 07/22/2010
quote:
that AWESOME .375 all time winning percentage you guys put up in the Big 12.

I guess it I had sand kicked in my face year after year after year I might result to rumor mongering, like little girls do in junior high.


What the **** are you talking about?

quote:
But party on boys... SEC...SEC... SEC... for the team that couldn't beat it's Big 12 breathern even 4 our of every 10 matches played.


goodAg80
1:13p, 06/08/12
goodAg80
25261 posts, joined 09/08/2002
BarnacleScraper
1:22p, 06/08/12
BarnacleScraper
34823 posts, joined 10/24/2006
.375 winning percentage?

Where do get that statistic from?
Mr. Fancy Pants
1:26p, 06/08/12
Mr. Fancy Pants
2093 posts, joined 11/06/2009
Yep, gonna need to see a link on that .375 number. Go ahead and cite your source on that, stupid.
Steve Keathley 89
1:31p, 06/08/12
Steve Keathley 89
3170 posts, joined 11/15/2002
Muy
OverR
1:40p, 06/08/12
OverR
6977 posts, joined 09/30/2009
Dumb **** dunce strikes again.
TXAGBQ76
1:52p, 06/08/12
TXAGBQ76
9563 posts, joined 10/10/1999
wow; utex cocnerned about the size of peoples peni'; who knew, a sip inerested only inmale anatomy! you go boy!
Mr. Fancy Pants
2:19p, 06/08/12
Mr. Fancy Pants
2093 posts, joined 11/06/2009
So, no link on .375? Hello, Dueceueceue, what's the deal? Pulling stuff out of your cavernous ass or what?
AGSPORTSFAN07
2:29p, 06/08/12
AGSPORTSFAN07
17728 posts, joined 04/19/2007
I bet that woman could smoke 10 packs a day....and then there's the cigarettes...
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