Love this threaf
3:08p, 2/22/15
In reply to Gigem Trevas
Did you actually go to college?
quote:
I don't understand what is funny about this thread.
Did you actually go to college?
3:12p, 2/22/15
In reply to Gigem Trevas
You should probably see a doctor for that. You're obviously broken.
quote:
I don't understand what is funny about this thread.
You should probably see a doctor for that. You're obviously broken.
12:31p, 1/15/16
If I could live my life all over,
It wouldn't matter anyway,
'Cause I never could stay sober,
On Guantanamo Bay.
It wouldn't matter anyway,
'Cause I never could stay sober,
On Guantanamo Bay.
9:52a, 1/16/16
Beer for my camels
She thinks my camel's sexy: it really turns her on, so i punish her for violating the quoran.
Gonna Rock you momma like the wind and the rain, another rock on top for some biblical pain. Heeeeey another rock for-you.
She thinks my camel's sexy: it really turns her on, so i punish her for violating the quoran.
Gonna Rock you momma like the wind and the rain, another rock on top for some biblical pain. Heeeeey another rock for-you.
12:08p, 1/16/16
"By the Time I Get to Phoenicia"
"Azerbaijan by Mornin'"
"Baby Baby Don't Get Hookah'ed on Me"
"Azerbaijan by Mornin'"
"Baby Baby Don't Get Hookah'ed on Me"
8:13p, 1/16/16
Oh
Oh, yeah
Mohamed played Sitar
Jamming good with Abdul and Omar
And the Sultans from Cas'
He played it left poop hand
But made it too far
Became the demon controlled man
Then we were Mohamed's terrorist band
Mohamed really sang
Screwed-up eyes and screwed-on turban
Like some cat from Iran
He could lick 'em by dying
He could leave 'em to hang
They came on so loaded, man
Braille-hung and dark-brown tan
So where were the Sultans
While the army tried to break our balls?
Just the RPG light to guide us
So we *****ed about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?
Oh
Mohamed played for time
Jiving us that we were sunni
The kids were just crass
He was the nazz
With Allah-given smelly ass
He took it all too far
But, boy, could he play Sitar
Making war with his demon
Mohamed sucked up into his mind, ah
Like a leper messiah
When the secret police had killed the man
I had to break up the band
Oh, yeah
Ooh
Mohamed played Sitar
Oh, yeah
Mohamed played Sitar
Jamming good with Abdul and Omar
And the Sultans from Cas'
He played it left poop hand
But made it too far
Became the demon controlled man
Then we were Mohamed's terrorist band
Mohamed really sang
Screwed-up eyes and screwed-on turban
Like some cat from Iran
He could lick 'em by dying
He could leave 'em to hang
They came on so loaded, man
Braille-hung and dark-brown tan
So where were the Sultans
While the army tried to break our balls?
Just the RPG light to guide us
So we *****ed about his fans
And should we crush his sweet hands?
Oh
Mohamed played for time
Jiving us that we were sunni
The kids were just crass
He was the nazz
With Allah-given smelly ass
He took it all too far
But, boy, could he play Sitar
Making war with his demon
Mohamed sucked up into his mind, ah
Like a leper messiah
When the secret police had killed the man
I had to break up the band
Oh, yeah
Ooh
Mohamed played Sitar
5:18p, 9/26/17
In reply to Just Tired
Just wrong , but hilarious.
JT said:
don't take your love to town...or i'll cover you in acid
Just wrong , but hilarious.
6:06p, 9/26/17
She thinks my camel's sexy
She thinks it's really grand
She always wants to kiss me
While I'm plowing the sand
7:31p, 9/26/17
In reply to Human
Abadabad is a village in Iraq. Jan is a term of endearment for a male. Keep up, little buddy.
Human said:
WUT
Abadabad is a village in Iraq. Jan is a term of endearment for a male. Keep up, little buddy.