Tuco!

How you be?

A Country & Eastern hit from the Reagan Era... (and yes, I know that Libya is actually in North Africa)

Libyan on a Jet Plane
(Pinkard & Bowden)

(Tune of 'Leaving on a Jet Plane)


There's so many times we've crashed and burned,
Seems like the colonel would finally learn
Our Russian jets don't make good submarines.
We fly out to protect our nation,
And use seat bottoms for flotation.
The water's warm, and we're good swimmers too.

So kiss me and smile for me,
Call my folks in Tripoli,
Tell them that Khadafi made me go.
I'm a Libyan on a jet plane,
I don't know if I'll be back again.
Muammar, I hate to go.

Aircraft carrier J.F.K.
Come to blow our chemical plant away,
But we keep telling them it's just pharmaceutical.

So miss me and pray for me,
Bow down to the East for me,
Kneel and gently kiss my butt good-bye.
I'm a Libyan on a jet plane,
Don't know if I'll be back again.
Libyan on a jet plane,
Don't know if I'll be back again.

That's the way bombs blow, babe;
That's the music Allah made,
For the mid-east to sing.
It's never old; it only grows.
Dying brings me honor;
You say: "Honey, don't worry.
"You know I'll see you soon.
When my own bomb blows."

Gitmo Prison Blues


Or ...

What Goose said.

Tight Fittin' Burka

Car Boom Buddies

Mullah Fried

If i make it through this jihad
Everythings gonna be all right I know
but i'm just a little worried
since last night i saw good ol' hamid blow

If i make it through this jihad
Got plans to be in a sleeper cell come summer time
Maybe even California
If i make it through this jihad without dyin'

I was Wahabbi, when Wahabbi wasn't cool

"Losing my Head Over Yousef"

I'm no stranger to Bahrain

Don't take your RPG to town, son

Slide off of your Camel Sheets

It Ain't Cool To Be Crazy about Abu

Babies gotten good at Mumbai

If Bollywood Don't Need You

Where Corn Don't Grow... nevermind

"She's Got the Rhythm, and I Got the Fuse" Alan Jackson

For BurnetAg ...


World Though A Thinveil

Blue Suede Shoe bombs

I Walk The Nile

"Blown Eyes Lying in Bahrain" Willie Nelson

My last contribution....

"If You Got the Money, Honey, I Got the Timebomb" Willie Nelson

I Beheaded Your Way

We hit it all, just like a bogey in Beqaa.

ok...one more for the ied road....

"Listen to the Muezzin" another Dubai Brothers special

"She's got the trigger, and I got the fuse."

Beqaa Valley PLO

This is a great thread..........

Zac Brown-Chicken Fried

You know i like my curry fried,
Goat's Blood on a desert night,
Bed sheets that fit just right,
And the rockets aimed uuuup.

Heaven's Just a Car Bomb Away

"always on a mountain when i fall" (the sherpa blues)

"Wokin' Man Blues" Merle Haggard
"Ballad of Forty Virgins" Tom T. Hall
"Yesterday, When I Was Hung" Roy Clark
"It Takes People Like You (To Bomb People Like Me)" Buck Owens
"How a Camel Says Goodbye" Tracy Lawrence

"Camelgirl in the Sand" Neil Young

"I'm Libyan on Your JetPlane, You don't know you wont be Back Again"

"the shaikh" (neal mccoy)

me and you ate a dog named boo



[This message has been edited by JT (edited 1/17/2009 11:25p).]

My Land is My Land
Your Land is My Land
From the Canal of Suez
To the River Jordan

From the Gulf Stream waters
To your Homeland
All Land is Made Just For Me

Up Against the Wall Black Robed Mother