I remember when the Bible would inspire songs...

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94chem

12:16p, 3/27/24

God Bless The USA Bible

Sadly, there in nothing surprising in this link.

94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough

powerbelly

12:27p, 3/27/24

I'm sure they will sell a ton of these to the MAGA folks.

schmendeler

12:34p, 3/27/24

Large print. Naturally.

747Ag

12:34p, 3/27/24

At least it isn't a new cringe translation... just a weird juxtaposition of the Scriptures and American founding docs etc..

kurt vonnegut

12:40p, 3/27/24

Nice! And if you bought some trading cards, you'll have the perfect bookmark!

jrico2727

12:45p, 3/27/24

The GREATEST Bible ever!

(For best results read while holding up right index finger)

94chem

12:48p, 3/27/24

In reply to 747Ag

747Ag said:
At least it isn't a new cringe translation... just a weird juxtaposition of the Scriptures and American founding docs etc..

No copyrights. Betting these things cost less than a Gideon Bible to produce, so most of that $60 will funnel right to DJT campaign. But DJT getting a royalty for selling Bibles? Should we give royalties to Pacific Gas & Electric for selling copies of Erin Brockovich?

94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough

Rocag

12:59p, 3/27/24

Trump's version finally gets rid of that pesky 7th Commandment!

747Ag

1:04p, 3/27/24

In reply to Rocag

Rocag said:
Trump's version finally gets rid of that pesky 7th Commandment!

*6th*

BonfireNerd04

1:09p, 3/27/24

In reply to 747Ag

747Ag said:
Rocag said:
Trump's version finally gets rid of that pesky 7th Commandment!
*6th*

Who has Trump murdered?

GMaster0

1:12p, 3/27/24

8-10 will be voided as well. Just more guidelines for the other ones rather than commandments at this point.

747Ag

1:28p, 3/27/24

In reply to BonfireNerd04

BonfireNerd04 said:
747Ag said:
Rocag said:
Trump's version finally gets rid of that pesky 7th Commandment!
*6th*

Who has Trump murdered?

Y'all just got it numbered wrong, yo.

schmendeler

5:44p, 3/27/24

In reply to 94chem

94chem said:
747Ag said:
At least it isn't a new cringe translation... just a weird juxtaposition of the Scriptures and American founding docs etc..
No copyrights. Betting these things cost less than a Gideon Bible to produce, so most of that $60 will funnel right to DJT campaign. But DJT getting a royalty for selling Bibles? Should we give royalties to Pacific Gas & Electric for selling copies of Erin Brockovich?

I wonder how much will go to lawyers related to his hush money trial for paying off a pornstar.

747Ag

8:49p, 3/27/24

Merchandising! /Spaceballs

Frok

9:10p, 3/27/24

In reply to 94chem

94chem said:
747Ag said:
At least it isn't a new cringe translation... just a weird juxtaposition of the Scriptures and American founding docs etc..
No copyrights. Betting these things cost less than a Gideon Bible to produce, so most of that $60 will funnel right to DJT campaign. But DJT getting a royalty for selling Bibles? Should we give royalties to Pacific Gas & Electric for selling copies of Erin Brockovich?

The website claims none of it goes to DJT.

A Trump translation could be pretty funny

powerbelly

9:13p, 3/27/24

In reply to Frok

Frok said:
94chem said:
747Ag said:
At least it isn't a new cringe translation... just a weird juxtaposition of the Scriptures and American founding docs etc..
No copyrights. Betting these things cost less than a Gideon Bible to produce, so most of that $60 will funnel right to DJT campaign. But DJT getting a royalty for selling Bibles? Should we give royalties to Pacific Gas & Electric for selling copies of Erin Brockovich?

The website claims none of it goes to DJT.

A Trump translation could be pretty funny

He is getting a licensing fee.

94chem

10:40p, 3/27/24

Y'all!!!

"Yes, this is the only Bible endorsed by Lee Greenwood!"

Like, I've been waiting 30 years for this!!!

94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough

94chem

10:46p, 3/27/24

...but is all seriousness, praise God that his word does not return to him void, but that it always accomplishes its purpose, even when it's being abused by complete jackwagons.

94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough

Sapper Redux

7:15a, 3/28/24

I'm only buying if "God Bless the USA" is also rendered in the language of the King James Bible.

747Ag

8:29a, 3/28/24

In reply to Sapper Redux

Sapper Redux said:
I'm only buying if "God Bless the USA" is also rendered in the language of the King James Bible.

Perhaps in "Bardcore" style...

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