*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread***** - Page 2064

taxpreparer

5:33p, 5/3/24

Rongagin71 said:
aggiehawg said:
Quote:
At this point Peepaw should just wear an earpiece and have someone read his worthless, disingenuous comments to him.
How about a ventriloquist?
How do you know a ventriloquist isn't already helping?
Because they wouldn't hire one that is so bad at the job.

It would be a DEI hire and as bad as all the rest.

captkirk

5:33p, 5/3/24

mooney69

5:47p, 5/3/24

In reply to aggiehawg

aggiehawg said:
Quote:
At this point Peepaw should just wear an earpiece and have someone read his worthless, disingenuous comments to him.
How about a ventriloquist?

Who wants to be the one to shove their hand up his ass to do that? Even Jeff Dunham wouldn't want that "Walter".

Mooney69

TyHolden

6:07p, 5/3/24

NSFW!!! https://t.co/bUUvlNqeVJ
— catoraño (@catorano) May 3, 2024

Biz Ag

7:23p, 5/3/24

In reply to aggiehawg

aggiehawg said:
Quote:
At this point Peepaw should just wear an earpiece and have someone read his worthless, disingenuous comments to him.
How about a ventriloquist?

Jeff Dunham already on the case.

mooney69

7:28p, 5/3/24

In reply to Biz Ag

Biz Ag said:
aggiehawg said:
Quote:
At this point Peepaw should just wear an earpiece and have someone read his worthless, disingenuous comments to him.
How about a ventriloquist?
Jeff Dunham already on the case.

And Walter is more coherent.

Mooney69

nortex97

7:45p, 5/3/24

captkirk

8:01p, 5/3/24

captkirk

8:13p, 5/3/24

JPAg88

8:30p, 5/3/24

This is their goal…period. And mush-brained, leftist college students are mindlessly supporting this murderous cult. Little do they realize that they would be the first ones raped, tortured, and either beheaded or thrown off a building.

annie88

8:51p, 5/3/24

It is oft observed that as we get older, the more we resemble our parents. pic.twitter.com/zVnriUYSxg
— Thomas Wigand (@TomWigand) May 3, 2024

Actual Talking Thermos

9:56p, 5/3/24

nortex97

4:08a, 5/4/24

Russian advert made to mock Russians that leave for The United States. pic.twitter.com/l1BQjOPNgo
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) May 4, 2024

Rongagin71

5:39a, 5/4/24

In reply to nortex97

Good Gosh, that is nasty but has a drop of truth.

nortex97

6:13a, 5/4/24

Not directly political but whatever, this made me laugh;

Vietnam veteran finds out how much his Rolex watch is worth pic.twitter.com/bwziOLzsEU
— Time Trip (@TimeTriping) January 21, 2024

45-70Ag

8:37a, 5/4/24

HAHAHAHA: Trump and Son: The Nancy Episodes. WATCH pic.twitter.com/XdA9abmgk9
— Simon Ateba (@simonateba) May 4, 2024

drcrinum

9:16a, 5/4/24

This made me laugh so hard I was in tears. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/L4DKtX5hqx
— Mrs Denosko🇺🇸 🌝 (@Denosko1) May 3, 2024

Ag83

9:17a, 5/4/24

Ag83

9:31a, 5/4/24

Burdizzo

9:35a, 5/4/24

Demosthenes81

10:02a, 5/4/24

oh Canada!

New "revitalized branding" for the Canadian Army was introduced today. To answer your question in advance, "I don't know" pic.twitter.com/CZ1hznuYHu
— SportsLogos.Net (@sportslogosnet) May 3, 2024

BadMoonRisin

10:25a, 5/4/24

This made me laugh so hard I was in tears. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/L4DKtX5hqx
— Mrs Denosko🇺🇸 🌝 (@Denosko1) May 3, 2024

BadMoonRisin

11:00a, 5/4/24

here's where we are in 2024:

CanyonAg77

11:08a, 5/4/24

In reply to Demosthenes81

The new one looks like Roadkill Swastika

CanyonAg77

11:12a, 5/4/24

SpreadsheetAg

11:15a, 5/4/24

In reply to CanyonAg77

CanyonAg77 said:

The new one looks like Roadkill Swastika

What the hell is it?

A train?
Canada map in 8-bit?
A moose crossing a hedge?
A limp peepee?

Bondag

11:56a, 5/4/24

In reply to SpreadsheetAg

SpreadsheetAg said:
CanyonAg77 said:

The new one looks like Roadkill Swastika

What the hell is it?

A train?
Canada map in 8-bit?
A moose crossing a hedge?
A limp peepee?

aggiehawg

1:45p, 5/4/24

Lyrics:

Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
I have joined Camp Intifada
Camp is very instigating
And they say the quad sprinkler will soon stop raining

The tuition is so pricey
To attend a Poison Ivy
You remember Ilhan's daughter
She’s now homeless for defending Jewish slaughter

All…
— Vaad HaBadchanim (@VaadHaBadchanim) May 2, 2024

Quote:
Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
I have joined Camp Intifada
Camp is very instigating
And they say the quad sprinkler will soon stop raining

The tuition is so pricey
To attend a Poison Ivy
You remember Ilhan's daughter
She's now homeless for defending Jewish slaughter

All the comrades hate the Zios
Who lack pronouns in their bios
And we want to charm the Houthis
So we hold hands and chant 'Death to the Yahudis'

I've made new friends who are less white
And my Hebrew is now left-right
And when Jew kids, start to roll in
We demand that they all go back home to Poland

Let me stay, oh Muddah, Faddah
Globalize the Intifada
Don't bring me back to the suburbs;
Cancel my tuition for next year

Let me stay, I'll proudly wear my Keffiyeh
And loudly shout "Death to America"
I know everything to say
I've been here one whole day

Dearest father, darling mother
I'll stay one way, or another
You paid thousands to this college
So our camp could make the janitor a hostage

Wait a minute, cops are coming
We're uprising, they are stunning
Kindly send some food and water
Mother, father, I'm expelled from your alma mater

If anyone is unfamiliar with the song from the 60s.

fc2112

2:41p, 5/4/24

A US representative.

College Football National Championships:

SEC 42
Hamas 0
— Rep. Mike Collins (@RepMikeCollins) May 4, 2024

captkirk

3:32p, 5/4/24

Viper16jr

3:45p, 5/4/24

Who did this 👇 🤣 pic.twitter.com/knt3dgLcEV
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) May 4, 2024

“We're Americans, we'd rather die on our feet, than live on our knees."

annie88

4:44p, 5/4/24

annie88

4:50p, 5/4/24

This is so right! pic.twitter.com/bddMlXKPjf
— Matt Bell (@MbGaUSA) May 4, 2024

Rongagin71

5:38p, 5/4/24

In reply to annie88

Hamas started THIS war even if Israel was created mainly after WW2.

Demosthenes81

6:51p, 5/4/24

This gem pic.twitter.com/B7s9kha4MC
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) May 4, 2024