agent-maroon said:
Old joke "They performed a brain scan and found nothing" in real life
Biden claims “every piece of furniture had to be replaced” after a fire in his home with “smoke that thick — all three stories.”
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 6, 2023
According to a 2004 AP report, it was “a small fire...contained to the kitchen” that “was under control in 20 minutes.” pic.twitter.com/kTQhgXc7Q3
Biden in Selma:
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) March 6, 2023
"We're gonna ban assault weapons again." pic.twitter.com/gAoLqm9LIu
Let's do it again - the first time did not take.
justcallmeharry said:Biden claims “every piece of furniture had to be replaced” after a fire in his home with “smoke that thick — all three stories.”
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 6, 2023
According to a 2004 AP report, it was “a small fire...contained to the kitchen” that “was under control in 20 minutes.” pic.twitter.com/kTQhgXc7Q3
Not a joke.
Line Ate Member said:
Even worse is the fact that he is just veering off when it appears the "turn-around"guy is trying to get him on the carpet.
So freaking sad, maddening, sickening and frustrating at the same time.
I used to think it was sad, but no longer. Those people (including the complicit media)
have perpetrated a crime against the American public with this farce,the likes of which this country has never experienced and it should go down in history as such, but it won't. They portray this man as a healthy, vigorous President when we all witness his diminished capacity, and no one does anything. I am infuriated at all who are involved in this cover-up and can only hope someday they will all be in DC jails (apparently bad place) with no hope of parole. Too good for them in my view.
Time for some pudding Mr President. https://t.co/EkKJlpdnpO
— old_mate (@mattybe23) March 9, 2023
🚨BREAKING!🚨 Tucker releases security footage of chuck schumer giving tours on Jan 6th! pic.twitter.com/zYctFsBmqb
— APOCTOZ (@Apoctoz) March 9, 2023
My Wife’s A Girl https://t.co/nnL3tkhg3I pic.twitter.com/0217IKyy8w
— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 8, 2023
#BREAKING President Biden claims that he was a slave in the South before the Civil War.
— Cantaloupe News (@CantaloupeNews) March 9, 2023
I had to double check the source. Dan Rather would approve.
Joe Biden calls Trump “The former president and maybe future president” and then says “Bless me Father..” 😂
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) March 9, 2023
pic.twitter.com/ysDMTwQar2
Biden: "All told, we've created more than 12,000, 12,000 jobs since I took office." pic.twitter.com/5dBuVJLVNj
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 10, 2023
At least Biden is good with numbers
All 12,000 are good Union Jobs. All of them.oh no said:Biden: "All told, we've created more than 12,000, 12,000 jobs since I took office." pic.twitter.com/5dBuVJLVNj
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 10, 2023
At least Biden is good with numbers
Each county of Texas has a few new job's WTG !
Maybe joe should take some balance of nature!
What a moron…
The American people and American businesses can have confidence that their bank deposits will be there when they need them.
— President Biden (@POTUS) March 13, 2023
Biden is braindead. This is pathetic. https://t.co/QhH2kdUxge
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) March 14, 2023
By far the most popular politician in US history. Destroyed Obama's and Trump's vote records despite losing Texas, Florida, and Ohio easily. Despite having lost nearly all bellwether counties. Despite putting a lid on nearly every day, barely campaigning, and not getting even a couple dozen people to his rally in Philly just 30 mins from his home in Wilmington. Better make sure the unarmed shirtless vegan in a bison hat doesn't threaten democracy though!
oh no said:Joe Biden calls Trump “The former president and maybe future president” and then says “Bless me Father..” 😂
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) March 9, 2023
pic.twitter.com/ysDMTwQar2
I'm not a Biden fan, but do you not see he was showing some wit here with a joke?
The smartest person he knows... pic.twitter.com/ANV5WP2TL9
— @amuse (@amuse) March 19, 2023
BIDEN: "I'm proud to...establish the - and I want you to know it's a big deal...I'm having trouble...I just know it as Spirit Mountain!" pic.twitter.com/VmvOes1MHo
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 21, 2023
New from Biden: "I love children more than people" #Ukraine #UkraineWar #Russia #UkraineInvasion pic.twitter.com/HUxiZDdBc0
— Ukraine War SitRep 🇺🇦 (@UKRWarSitRep) March 23, 2023
JOE BIDEN: “I applaud China for stepping up… Excuse me, Canada.”
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) March 24, 2023
*Canadian Parliament laughs at him*
You know it’s bad when Canada is laughing at us.
pic.twitter.com/W1Wri7c7aU
justcallmeharry said:
Joe Potatus having trouble, the crowd helps, then of course he yells.BIDEN: "I'm proud to...establish the - and I want you to know it's a big deal...I'm having trouble...I just know it as Spirit Mountain!" pic.twitter.com/VmvOes1MHo
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 21, 2023
To be fair it seems like it was something in French / Quebecois … that'd trip me up too
how about we just beat his @#s at the polls in 2024?Sam and Dean said:Line Ate Member said:
Even worse is the fact that he is just veering off when it appears the "turn-around"guy is trying to get him on the carpet.
So freaking sad, maddening, sickening and frustrating at the same time.
I used to think it was sad, but no longer. Those people (including the complicit media)
have perpetrated a crime against the American public with this farce,the likes of which this country has never experienced and it should go down in history as such, but it won't. They portray this man as a healthy, vigorous President when we all witness his diminished capacity, and no one does anything. I am infuriated at all who are involved in this cover-up and can only hope someday they will all be in DC jails (apparently bad place) with no hope of parole. Too good for them in my view.
Biden starts screaming as he tells the Canadian Parliament a story about him and Xi Jinping "in the Tibetan plateau" pic.twitter.com/qG6nWZXyOW
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 24, 2023
Biden brought his creepy whisper to Canada. pic.twitter.com/2DhMZcyle8
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 24, 2023
Biden sits down for a meeting with Justin Trudeau and immediately scrambles for his pre-approved notes pic.twitter.com/wks2MaU8wH
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 24, 2023
Even notes cannot help Potatus...
Doesn't that make him two-faced?YouBet said:
I'm not sure if anyone happened to watch any of his speech in Canada yesterday, but I walked by tv while it was on and it looked as if he missed shaving one side of his face.
Shocking Biden hot-mic reveals how handlers program his every move
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) March 28, 2023
WATCH.
Yes, this is 100% real.pic.twitter.com/Qgsii21QBe
When asked to defend him, they all say -- well Trump.....
Interesting. I dont blame them. Its difficult to shine a turd this smelly....but a turd this smelly didnt get 81*m votes.
I think even Jimmy Carter had goalies....
Comedy gold.
Joe isn't calling the shots for us. He can't even communicate the script they give him for each meeting / press conference.nortex97 said:
Fact check: false. Sometimes it's hourly.Shocking Biden hot-mic reveals how handlers program his every move
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) March 28, 2023
WATCH.
Yes, this is 100% real.pic.twitter.com/Qgsii21QBe
You might be surprise how many CEOs and Executive VPs need the same kind of handling as Joe - and they don't have dementia. Was a handler a few times myself. Had to do everything but feed them like a baby in a high chair. Some behaved like they were deathly afraid of speaking to the common worker.
Already the weakest of the “Power Five” conferences, the league (Big 12) is hemorrhaging fans, wins, TV ratings and respect. (SA Express R. Bragg; Oct 12, 2016)
Biden claims that he was given the nickname "Joe Bidenopoulos...because of the overwhelming support from the Greek American community."
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) March 29, 2023
"Oh, you think I'm kidding! I'm not joking, am I?" pic.twitter.com/HwDGaTouVr
We know, there's a lot of videos of you liking children.nortex97 said:New from Biden: "I love children more than people" #Ukraine #UkraineWar #Russia #UkraineInvasion pic.twitter.com/HUxiZDdBc0
— Ukraine War SitRep 🇺🇦 (@UKRWarSitRep) March 23, 2023
People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.
-- Cicero, 55 B.C.