if so, i hope you didn't get the jelly

https://abc13.com/othello-holmes-charged-restaurant-employee-with-child-porn-man-arrested-after-inserting-genitals-in-jelly/14738623/

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HOUSTON, Texas (KTRK) -- Three weeks after a restaurant employee was arrested for allegedly inserting his genitals in jelly, he was arrested again and charged with possession of child pornography.
Othello Larenzo Holmes, 27, faces five counts of possession of child pornography after investigators with Harris County Precinct 1 Constable's Office found hundreds of images and videos depicting children under the age of 10 on his phone, records state.
Holmes is being held in jail on bonds totaling $500,000. He was arrested for a second time Thursday morning.
"The things I have seen, and the behavior I have seen, it's very disturbing," Constable Alan Rosen said in a Friday afternoon news conference. "This individual is a predator."
It all started on April 5 at Kulture, a restaurant next to the George R. Brown Convention Center.

A manager alerted deputy constables to a video, showing Holmes, a cook at the time, putting his genitals into a jar of jelly. According to court records, he confessed and told investigators he "had these urges frequently" and "needs help."

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Look, I understand wanting to put your dick in some jelly. What I don't understand is how you could do this in the middle of a work shift? Now you gotta spend the next 4-6 hours with jelly all over your dick, some is going to leak out of your boxers into your pants, maybe even down into your shoes. No thank you.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

In reply to RK

RK said:

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

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Use jelly to jam it in.

In reply to BMX Bandit

BMX Bandit said:

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Houstonians are mostly afraid of genital jelly

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In some cultures it's considered a delicacy.

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."