Oh my goodness this thing is full of win.
11:48a, 8/10/14
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@sean_zawodny: FSU created #AskJameis to ask Winston questions and 90% of them are about crab legs ????
11:49a, 8/10/14
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@SIWprufrock: Does this remind you of when police questioned you about the rape accusation? Oh, wait... #AskJameis
11:50a, 8/10/14
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@SIWprufrock: Does this remind you of when police questioned you about the rape accusation? Oh, wait... #AskJameis
11:52a, 8/10/14
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@spears1980_WDE: @FSU_Football If no means yes and yes means "do it big den" how does one stay "skrong" and still get away with it? #AskJameis
11:56a, 8/10/14
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@brad_pittsburgh: What do you enjoy taking advantage of more, opposing secondaries or women? #AskJameis
Holy ****. Awesome.
11:57a, 8/10/14
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@bailey_thomas_: Will you have your own Rosetta Stone lesson for us to understand soon? #AskJameis
12:06p, 8/10/14
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Not Danny Ford @1981tigers1981
#AskJameis who makes worse life choices, you or the guy who thought #AskJameis was a good idea?
12:14p, 8/10/14
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@ClayTravisBGID Maybe the Tallahassee police can hop on #AskJameis and finally question him.
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รพ@Stan_Cherry Who makes worse life choices, you or the guy who thought #AskJameis was a good idea?
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@whduncan Do you think urbanization in Tallahassee is having a positive or negative impact on the community and why? Cite examples.
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@geoff_calkins @FSU_Football #AskJameis when a girl says no, what's the best way to sexually assault her and not get arrested for it? #Rapist
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@cruelalterego #AskJameis Do you prefer to steal seafood, or would you rather steal resistant vagina?
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@FSU_Football aside from your game, how much has your use/comprehension of the English language improved this offseason? #AskJameis
12:16p, 8/10/14
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@T_Williams00: Would you violate me if I was covered in drawn butter? #AskJameis
12:25p, 8/10/14
Laugh/Cry
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@KansasCityUte 22m
#Askjameis If someone says no to Jameis in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?
12:26p, 8/10/14
"@when you're on the sideline do you drink your powerade out of bottles or ketchup cups"
Bahahhahahahah
Bahahhahahahah
12:29p, 8/10/14
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@bsmith2371: #AskJameis Which did you find harder to open, the legs of the crabs or the non-consenting white women?
12:33p, 8/10/14
Best Twatter comments of all time. Too many to list.
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@IamShaneMorris 26m
How long should I leave a pie crust in the freezer before I rape someone?
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@Duckinthedesert 27m
Do you believe the Bush Doctrine was a necessary shift in United States foreign policy for the 21st century? #AskJameis
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@dfloodhive 1h
@FSU_Football remember that time you started #askjameis and all you got were crab and sexual assault jokes?
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@Deebs_52 2h
@FSU_Football what's your body count? #AskJameis
12:34p, 8/10/14
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Laugh/Cryquote:
@KansasCityUte 22m
#Askjameis If someone says no to Jameis in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?
For the lolpoor
12:35p, 8/10/14
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@jagvocate
#AskJameis What is harder to repeat: 1. Winning the Heisman 2. "Strong"
12:39p, 8/10/14
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@jckjes7: Not a question, but an investment opportunity: a strip club plus a seafood market. Call it "Crabs & Legs." Hit me up. #AskJameis
12:42p, 8/10/14
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@john_g_t: Do you think your quarterbacking style will hold up well in the NFL? Just kidding, I don't care. #AskJameis
@Cgar28: Where would you rank to catch a predator on your all time favorite TV show list? #AskJameis
12:46p, 8/10/14
Luke Boeche (@LBoeche)
8/10/14, 11:34 AM
#AskJameis if a ten newton mass is placed on a teeter-totter and the fulcrum is placed 5 cm from that side, how did you take those crab legs?
I don't know why, but I LOLed
8/10/14, 11:34 AM
#AskJameis if a ten newton mass is placed on a teeter-totter and the fulcrum is placed 5 cm from that side, how did you take those crab legs?
I don't know why, but I LOLed