This thread is greatness.
Besides making me laugh, it makes me realize we may have found ourselves a better football coach for several reasons. First, he is a staunch believer in old traditions and he will resist to the death any changes to those traditions. Among other things, he will never support having cheerleaders. Second, he also likes the long bomb. Third, he will show more emotion. I'm not saying he's our man, but he would be an improvement. :-)
Besides making me laugh, it makes me realize we may have found ourselves a better football coach for several reasons. First, he is a staunch believer in old traditions and he will resist to the death any changes to those traditions. Among other things, he will never support having cheerleaders. Second, he also likes the long bomb. Third, he will show more emotion. I'm not saying he's our man, but he would be an improvement. :-)