This would be an improvement. I give you Alfred E. Brown.

may would have a field day on 6th street...

Pretty much the only people that want to see Mack Brown stay put are, in order

1) Joe Jamail,
2) The Rest of the BDF (for very practical reasons)
3) The Aggies (pure, sweet schadenfreude)

But Holy Crap, Mack, mess with Earl and you'll even lose us.

Bump.