By Olin Buchanan

Stargazing typically isn’t my thing, but lately I’ve become fascinated by modern constellations.

I’m like Galileo. That is, if Galileo was a college football enthusiast.

Let’s be honest. Most constellations are (ahem) over my head.

Canis Major translates to “The Great Dog?” So then, why not just call it Reveille?

Ursa Major means “The Larger Bear?” So, that just indicates Bryant is still a better coach than Saban.

No doubt, Draco and Orion are amazing.