This is just brutal. I mean, not only did the Aggie defense give up 48 points and look like it was playing in wet cement on Saturday, but I’m contractually obligated to write something funny and irreverent for the TexAgs subscriber mob that is in no mood to laugh off a 48-33 loss to an unranked Miami squad.

However, it does give me an opportunity to use my favorite mob clip from a French Revolution flick I used last year.