I LOVE this thread. It needs to be bumped more often. Though with the downfall of the GB it will likely stay on page 1 for at least a week now.
10:44a, 8/18/21
Oh get off your high horse. There's 14 pages of jokes about rocket launchers, IEDs, and suicide vests, which gets no reaction from you. But if it has a picture of some of that **** happening it's all of a sudden off limits. Gimme a ****ing break.
11:19a, 8/18/21
In reply to Goose
You'd tell me to get off my high camel if you wanted to be thematically correct smh
2:24p, 8/18/21
If you're gonna play in Kabul,
you gotta have a little Taliban.
Democracy is hot but not for a Sharia lovin' man.
So gather up some stones
and let's all go chop off some hands,
If you're gonna play in Kabul,
you gotta have a little Taliban
you gotta have a little Taliban.
Democracy is hot but not for a Sharia lovin' man.
So gather up some stones
and let's all go chop off some hands,
If you're gonna play in Kabul,
you gotta have a little Taliban
2:42p, 8/18/21
We (America) stopped loving her (Afghanistan) today
We fled and didn't lock the door
C-17s flew us away
We stopped fighting and ran away
Probably a little unfair, but eh.
We fled and didn't lock the door
C-17s flew us away
We stopped fighting and ran away
Probably a little unfair, but eh.
8:48p, 12/28/22
First bump since 2021, thanks to Archer.
My 2022 contribution.
"A boy named Suepalupaninenajar"
(And post #500, so I got that going for me)
My 2022 contribution.
"A boy named Suepalupaninenajar"
(And post #500, so I got that going for me)
9:02p, 10/26/23
Bomb Scootin' Boogie
Suez Always on My Mind
All My Exes Carry Kalashnikovs
Hezbollah Valley PLO
Happiest Girl in the Whole UAE
Suez Always on My Mind
All My Exes Carry Kalashnikovs
Hezbollah Valley PLO
Happiest Girl in the Whole UAE
9:26p, 4/26/24
A good friend of mine named Muhammed Allah bin Muhammed wrote this song, and he told me it was the perfect Middle Eastern song. I told him it was not the perfect Middle Eastern song because it didn't mention anything about goats, or camels, or magic carpets, the mosque, or chewing qat.
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me
And after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect Middle Eastern song
And I felt obliged to include it on this album
The last verse goes like this here
Well, I was high the day my goat got out of prayers
And I went to pick her up in the blowing sand
But before I could get to the mosque on my flying rug
She got run over by a caravan
And I'll fly around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standing' in the haboob, no
But you don't have to call me Mohammed, Muhammad!
You're never even bombing
Well, I wonder why you're not bombing
Why aren't you ever bombing in my name
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me
And after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect Middle Eastern song
And I felt obliged to include it on this album
The last verse goes like this here
Well, I was high the day my goat got out of prayers
And I went to pick her up in the blowing sand
But before I could get to the mosque on my flying rug
She got run over by a caravan
And I'll fly around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standing' in the haboob, no
But you don't have to call me Mohammed, Muhammad!
You're never even bombing
Well, I wonder why you're not bombing
Why aren't you ever bombing in my name