9:33p, 5/4/24
Still a better love story than twilight pic.twitter.com/IH4gGvTndb
— Whip (@WhipSpoon) May 5, 2024
9:56p, 5/4/24
In reply to Viper16jr
NAILZ.....
Viper16jr said:Who did this 👇 🤣 pic.twitter.com/knt3dgLcEV
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) May 4, 2024
NAILZ.....
— DBR (@Ramathorn_) May 5, 2024
11:43p, 5/4/24
Biden Drops Support For Pro-Palestine Protestors After Realizing How Bad Their Hair Smells https://t.co/Yk4TCcZjrI pic.twitter.com/x5F7e9rjeg
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 4, 2024
8:37a, 5/5/24
Today is Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for “First Sunday in May”). And today isn’t about getting hammered on margaritas and celebrating Mexico, which is my favorite South American country. This holiday honors America’s resounding victory over Mexico in the Battle of the Alamo.
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) May 5, 2024
Let us… pic.twitter.com/hPGgTYfwrk
Still makes me laugh.
11:08a, 5/5/24
Yesterday, the White House press briefing was given by an aging lesbian
— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) May 4, 2024
Karine Jean-Pierre was also there pic.twitter.com/hAtiVNGbkl
4:39p, 5/5/24
Forgive me if I'm late to the party here, but just saw this this morning and thought it was hilariously apropos.
6:22p, 5/5/24
You’re walking home and this group says you can’t pass without paying their tuition.
— 🇺🇸Travis Media Group🇺🇸 (@TM1Politics) May 5, 2024
What do you do? pic.twitter.com/3caUxycjel
[b][raiderjay, you need to come up to the front of the bus where I can see you in this giant mirror above my steering wheel. -Staff][/b]
6:23p, 5/5/24
In reply to Raiderjay
What don't you do?Raiderjay said:You’re walking home and this group says you can’t pass without paying their tuition.
— 🇺🇸Travis Media Group🇺🇸 (@TM1Politics) May 5, 2024
What do you do? pic.twitter.com/3caUxycjel
6:34p, 5/5/24
In reply to Raiderjay
Kick her in the nuts.
Raiderjay said:You’re walking home and this group says you can’t pass without paying their tuition.
— 🇺🇸Travis Media Group🇺🇸 (@TM1Politics) May 5, 2024
What do you do? pic.twitter.com/3caUxycjel
Kick her in the nuts.
8:00p, 5/5/24
I'd punch the piss out of that dude and watch the others scatter. If it's a chick, I'd claim ignorance.
But looking at the complete lack of muscle structure - it doesn't really matter either way. They aren't fighting back.
But looking at the complete lack of muscle structure - it doesn't really matter either way. They aren't fighting back.
8:03p, 5/5/24
In reply to Raiderjay
Ask them if the prefer 9s or 45s.
Raiderjay said:You’re walking home and this group says you can’t pass without paying their tuition.
— 🇺🇸Travis Media Group🇺🇸 (@TM1Politics) May 5, 2024
What do you do? pic.twitter.com/3caUxycjel
Ask them if the prefer 9s or 45s.
Mooney69
9:37a, 5/6/24
New York DA Indicts Trump For Bringing Firefighters Pizza But No Salad Or Cheesy Bread https://t.co/L4XBGcT9nE pic.twitter.com/Qy46wDn0fl
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 4, 2024
9:39a, 5/6/24
In Pittsburgh, this “Free Gaza” graffiti was there for months. Today, someone added one word, a very important word. That one word transformed it from a historic lie to the epitome of truth!
— Hillel Fuld (@HilzFuld) May 3, 2024
Let my people go! pic.twitter.com/KeM1tESRqx
9:47a, 5/6/24
Trump’s Finger Hovers Over ‘Send’ Button As He Ponders Whether Sick Burn Worth Another $10,000 https://t.co/fw1ZpaCGn1 pic.twitter.com/4Krb9yDh9n
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 4, 2024
9:56a, 5/6/24
In reply to Biz Ag
I would love for an indy journalist to walk up to most of these protestors and simply ask them "What message do you have for the hostages that are currently held in Gaza by Hamas right now?"
I would bet that greater than 70-80% of them have no idea what you are talking about.
They are that ****ing stupid.
The other 20% + the organizers would probably defend Hamas blah blah blah resistance to oppressors
I would bet that greater than 70-80% of them have no idea what you are talking about.
They are that ****ing stupid.
The other 20% + the organizers would probably defend Hamas blah blah blah resistance to oppressors
11:41a, 5/6/24
In reply to Demosthenes81
"My lord, what must I do to be saved?"
"Be less white."
But the man went away sad, because he was VERY white.
"Be less white."
But the man went away sad, because he was VERY white.