The waffles will not cook.
They'll cook.
They'll cook.
7:46p, 7/7/09
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Eat these pancakes, they will ease your suffering.
No, they will numb my wits.
do it for me, i can't stand to see you suffer
10:02p, 7/7/09
I strongly support the waffle chicken sandwich
A Texas Aggie snake pit original football food item, found only in Aggieland!
A Texas Aggie snake pit original football food item, found only in Aggieland!
10:27p, 7/7/09
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The AD desires pancakes.
Byrne desires pancakes?
He declares it to me, I swear it. He proposes that you withdraw your waffles. In return he grants you this signed photo of Sherman, a suite in the Zone, and ticket to Jerryworld which I am to pay to you personally.
[This message has been edited by Lucas Jackson (edited 7/7/2009 9:27p).]
10:58p, 7/7/09
You seem to have made quite an impression on the waffle. I didnt know you were in the kitchen that long.
12:50a, 7/8/09
Are you saying that we might as well have waffles because our line won't pancake anyone?
1:55a, 7/8/09
Can't we all just get along? why do we have to choose sides? Can't we have waffles AND pancakes?
4:30a, 7/8/09
The AD desires waffles.
Byrne desires waffles?
He declares it to me, I swear it. He proposes that you withdraw your attack. In return he grants you waffles, syrup, and this "snake pit" sign which I am to give to you personally
Byrne desires waffles?
He declares it to me, I swear it. He proposes that you withdraw your attack. In return he grants you waffles, syrup, and this "snake pit" sign which I am to give to you personally
8:46a, 7/8/09
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You will embrace this breakfast. Support it from our lands in the north. I will gain Longhorn favor by condemning it and ordering pancakes from our lands in the south.
9:13a, 7/8/09
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I took a course one summer in waffledynamics and know what I am posting.
Yea, Freshman year I was a Waffle engineer, but then I switched to Waffle distribution
10:12a, 7/8/09
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Byrne rallies new volunteers in every Kyle Field concession stand. And when he replenishes his number of pancakes---
THEY'RE PANCAKES, MERE PANCAKES! Easily dispersed with if we strike up the waffle griddle.
11:54a, 7/8/09
Byrne: Fine speech. Now what do we do?
Sherman: Just be yourselves.
Kines: Where are you going?
Sherman: I'm going to get some Waffles.
Kines: Well, we didn't get dressed up for nothing.
12:03p, 7/8/09
The Almighty says this must be a fashionable breakfast. It's drawn the finest waffles.
12:39p, 7/8/09
I want to live. I want a home, and children, and peace.
Do ya?
Aye, I do. I've asked God for
these things. It's all for nothing if you don't have access to a Waffle House.
Do ya?
Aye, I do. I've asked God for
these things. It's all for nothing if you don't have access to a Waffle House.
5:31p, 7/8/09
The Aggie Band could create a "waffle" formation in tribute!
I will not rest until there are waffles in the Snake Pit.
I will not rest until there are waffles in the Snake Pit.
11:48a, 7/9/09
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Sherman: I have nothing. Men eat pancakes for me because if they do not, I throw them off my land and I take the butter and syrup from their wives and their children. Those men who bled the ground red at Kyle in the 80's and 90's, they fought for RC, and he fights for waffles that I never had. And I took them from him, when I betrayed him. I saw it in his waffles on the kitchen table and it's tearing me apart.
Byrne: All men eat waffles. All lose syrup.
Sherman: I don't wanna lose syrup! I wanna eat waffles, as he does.
this thread is fantastic.
11:59a, 7/9/09
I respect what you said, but remember that these men have IHOPs and Waffle Houses. It's much to risk...
And the common man, who eats his waffles on the battlefield, does he risk less?
And the common man, who eats his waffles on the battlefield, does he risk less?
1:01p, 7/9/09
To tie this to another thread about the t-shirt dresses - I think I saw a few of the dress brigade fron tceh sneaking in waffles underneath their dresses...generally towards the lower, rearward section...
1:48p, 7/9/09
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Lower your forks and march straight back to Austin, stopping at every home you pass by to beg forgiveness for a hundred years of prancing, tea sipping, and crappy pancakes. Do that and your men shall have waffles. Do it not, and every one of you will die today.
2:50p, 7/9/09
Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother,
and my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people,
Back to the beginning!
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them,
In the halls of the Waffle House!
Where the brave do dine
Forever!
Lo, there do I see my mother,
and my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people,
Back to the beginning!
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them,
In the halls of the Waffle House!
Where the brave do dine
Forever!
3:43p, 7/9/09
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Mike Sherman: I'm not without hunger. I want what you want, but we need the pancakes.
Joe Kines: We need them?
Mike Sherman: Aye.
Joe Kines: Pancakes.
[laughs a little]
Joe Kines: Now tell me, what does that mean to be a pancake lover? Your title gives you claim to reduced pricing at IHOP, but men don't follow titles, they follow waffles. Now our people know you. Pancake lovers, and waffle lovers, they respect you. And if you would just lead them to waffles, they'd follow you. And so would I
BTW, this is my new favorite thread! Props to Face, especially! You guys are cracking me up!
-Havoc '05