****Only Bangers Thread****

Furlock Bones

9:52p, 8/31/22

This thread is for certified bangers only.

Puig scored his first MLS goal and it's a certified banger.

RIQUI PUIG'S FIRST MLS GOAL IS A STUNNER 🔥 pic.twitter.com/upt6lWXxZa
— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) September 1, 2022

sir charles

10:06p, 8/31/22

Star Spangled Banger...lol

VAR robs Yunus Musah of a would-be stunner, as the #USMNT midfielder had scored on a long-range rocket vs. Atlético Madrid—only to have it chalked off for a foul earlier in the sequence 🚀

(via @ESPNFC) pic.twitter.com/o4pCLW4BEV
— SI Soccer (@si_soccer) August 29, 2022

Furlock Bones

10:09p, 8/31/22

In reply to sir charles

It should have been a star spangled banger. But the operation of var is moronic.

Furlock Bones

10:52p, 9/1/22

Going to need a ruling. Banger or not? On one hand it's not hit super hard. On the other it's Jozy dunking on Liga MX. I'm leaning banger for that.

Liga MX after Dark, with your host Jozy Altidore pic.twitter.com/NoCfjKSihJ
— Brian Sciaretta (@BrianSciaretta) September 2, 2022

PatAg

11:29p, 9/1/22

not a banger

carl spacklers hat

9:01a, 9/2/22

In reply to Furlock Bones

Not a banger, and not really even close.

I note your disclosure that its Liga MX but a first rule for bangers (IMO) is they need to at least be hit with pace.

People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living.

tysker

11:18a, 9/2/22

In reply to sir charles

sir charles said:
Star Spangled Banger...lol

VAR robs Yunus Musah of a would-be stunner, as the #USMNT midfielder had scored on a long-range rocket vs. Atlético Madrid—only to have it chalked off for a foul earlier in the sequence 🚀

(via @ESPNFC) pic.twitter.com/o4pCLW4BEV
— SI Soccer (@si_soccer) August 29, 2022

Seriously someone needs to take the screenshot of Musah at :54, put it on a t-shirt, with the wording mUSAh Star Spangled Banger

deadbq03

12:28p, 9/2/22

In reply to tysker

For a club game and a shot that was called back? I'll pass.

If it happens against England, name your price.

Furlock Bones

8:05a, 9/11/22

Banger alert

VALVERDE WHAT HAVE YOU JUST DONE!!! 😲 pic.twitter.com/81mVC4zn6n
— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) September 11, 2022

Furlock Bones

12:39p, 9/11/22

Another banger alert

OH MY WHAT A STRIKE 😱

DJORKAEFF REASCO WITH AN ABSOLUTE ROCKET! 🚀🇪🇨

(Via @CBSSportsGolazo) pic.twitter.com/UMoSNtwcfP
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) September 11, 2022

TXAggie2011

12:46p, 9/11/22

Those are bangers

deadbq03

12:58p, 9/11/22

SZOBOSZLAI FROM WAY OUTSIDE THE BOX 😳 pic.twitter.com/8LMPSRVTpN
— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) September 10, 2022

TXAggie2011

10:42p, 9/12/22

Banger? Or nah?

First division Algerian football 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/m68v1RLDjx
— football shithousery (@FootballMissess) September 12, 2022

Rudyjax

10:19a, 9/13/22

In reply to Furlock Bones

Furlock Bones said:
Going to need a ruling. Banger or not? On one hand it's not hit super hard. On the other it's Jozy dunking on Liga MX. I'm leaning banger for that.

Liga MX after Dark, with your host Jozy Altidore pic.twitter.com/NoCfjKSihJ
— Brian Sciaretta (@BrianSciaretta) September 2, 2022

Not a banger. A slow roller.

Dre_00

3:57p, 9/13/22

Certified banger

AJAX EQUALIZE IN SPECTACULAR FASHION 💥

Mohammed Kudus has another #UCL goal with this rocket, and Ajax are level in Liverpool.

🎥 @CBSSportsGolazo pic.twitter.com/v6s22wtbQP
— The Athletic Soccer (@TheAthleticSCCR) September 13, 2022

TXAggie2011

9:15p, 9/14/22

Sound on!

Wow what a strike by John stones , goal as good as the commentary.#MCIBVB pic.twitter.com/Flj33sT9GI
— Edevo Aaron Abedi (@EdevoAaron) September 14, 2022

themissinglink

9:43p, 9/14/22

MARCO ASENSIO THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. 🚀 pic.twitter.com/VpPo261mA5
— CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ (@CBSSportsGolazo) September 14, 2022

Furlock Bones

10:06p, 9/14/22

In reply to themissinglink

So smooth

Forum Troll

3:20p, 9/16/22

Banger alert in NF Fulham match. Need to find a video.

Rudyjax

3:23p, 9/16/22

In reply to Forum Troll

Forum Troll said:
Banger alert in NF Fulham match. Need to find a video.

they've scored 3 in the last 10 minutes.

Forum Troll

4:23p, 9/16/22

PALHINHA! STOP THAT! 😳

🎥: @NBCSportsSoccer pic.twitter.com/j633wGhsu6
— CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ (@CBSSportsGolazo) September 16, 2022

ptothemo

4:56p, 9/16/22

Musah's strike did that magical physics defying thing where it looks like it speeds up halfway there.

Hey...so.. um

1:05p, 9/17/22

Son's goal will be here shortly.

Furlock Bones

1:10p, 9/17/22

In reply to Forum Troll

Banger

Hey...so.. um

1:12p, 9/17/22

And Son with another.

Forum Troll

1:43p, 9/17/22

Heung-Min Son gets his first goal of the season with this SCREAMER! 😍 #COYS

📺: @NBC & @peacock #MyPLMorning | #TOTLEI pic.twitter.com/NNsTdLzAb1
— NBC Sports Soccer (@NBCSportsSoccer) September 17, 2022

HEUNG-MIN SON DOES IT AGAIN! 🥳 #COYS

📺: @NBC & @peacock #MyPLMorning.| #TOTLEI pic.twitter.com/pLP6NqR3pU
— NBC Sports Soccer (@NBCSportsSoccer) September 17, 2022

Furlock Bones

7:10a, 9/23/22

Moonshot banger alert!

HERRERA WITH A BANGER TO GET THE LEAD. 💥

HERRERA CON EL TIRAZO PARA PONER A LOS SUYOS ADELANTE. 💥@realsaltlake 1⃣-0⃣ @AtlasFC #LeaguesCupShowcase2022 pic.twitter.com/BM2vGcqW3U
— Leagues Cup (@LeaguesCup) September 23, 2022

Rudyjax

7:12a, 9/23/22

In reply to Furlock Bones

~85 yards!

ptothemo

5:05p, 11/5/22

This one deserves a thread bump

A thunderous volley from Youri Tielemans 🌩️

🎥: @NBCSportsSoccer | #EVELEI

pic.twitter.com/SrARk2bUZQ
— Premier League USA (@PLinUSA) November 5, 2022

Out in Left Field

8:44a, 11/6/22

Said Benrahma with the ROCKET! 🚀

📺: @USA_Network #MyPLMorning | #WHUCRY pic.twitter.com/97vM22xZkG
— NBC Sports Soccer (@NBCSportsSoccer) November 6, 2022

Out in Left Field

10:54p, 3/8/23

I think we need to resurrect this thread.

Last time Liverpool and Manchester United met at Anfield, Liverpool won 4-0.

Today? It’s 4-0 again. 🤯#MyPLMorning pic.twitter.com/gJi4QRyfkO
— NBC Sports Soccer (@NBCSportsSoccer) March 5, 2023

TXAggie2011

11:03p, 3/8/23

RockW1997

9:22a, 3/9/23

Not a twitter user, but someone needs to find Reiss Nelson's winner against Bournemouth

wangus12

9:30a, 3/9/23

In reply to RockW1997

Reiss Nelson came on in the 69th minute.

He walks off with the WINNER for Arsenal! 🔥#MyPLMorning | #ARSBOU pic.twitter.com/3h4XqXw0Rr
— NBC Sports Soccer (@NBCSportsSoccer) March 4, 2023

Out in Left Field

10:53p, 3/18/23

OMG Thiago Almada! 😱

Absolute world-class strike. pic.twitter.com/cxnCYD0Rky
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) March 19, 2023