HEB.
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Lex
11:31p, 5/4/24
I think I saw a poster today at the HEB. He smiled and waved and tried to make small talk. But I was distracted trying to keep my best friend's kid from going ape **** and feeding said small human marshmallows. If that was you hi.
AggieArchitect04
11:36p, 5/4/24
How do you know it was a poster?
Lex
11:40p, 5/4/24
In reply to AggieArchitect04
Because random people don't start talking to you like they know you.
ABATTBQ11
12:11a, 5/5/24
In reply to Lex
My mother in law does
Lex
12:26a, 5/5/24
In reply to ABATTBQ11
To you, yes, I'm sure she does. I bet she does know you.
Agasaurus Tex
12:30a, 5/5/24
In reply to Lex
It was good seeing you again.
Lex
12:33a, 5/5/24
In reply to Agasaurus Tex
Agasaurus Tex said:

It was good seeing you again.

I wish it was you. I woulda seen you across the store and ran up to you like a golden retriever.
Agasaurus Tex
12:43a, 5/5/24
In reply to Lex
Lol. I would have bought the golden retriever a beer.
Lex
12:44a, 5/5/24
In reply to Agasaurus Tex
You're too good to me.
Agasaurus Tex
12:48a, 5/5/24
In reply to Lex
Bedtime for me. Take care, my friend.
Lex
12:50a, 5/5/24
In reply to Agasaurus Tex
Love you!
Al Bula
6:57a, 5/5/24
In reply to Lex
Lex said:

But I was distracted trying to keep my best friend's kid from going ape **** and feeding said small human marshmallows.
this is nuts. This kid is allowed to be so bad that it can't behave in a store without sugar bribery?!
Joe Schillaci 48
8:12a, 5/5/24
In reply to Lex
Lex said:

I think I saw a poster today at the HEB. He smiled and waved and tried to make small talk. But I was distracted trying to keep my best friend's kid from going ape **** and feeding said small human marshmallows. If that was you hi.
I wasn't attempting to speak to you. It was the good-looking blonde standing behind you. Thanks for screwing things up. She was about to acknowledge me and when you butted in she thought I was playing for the other team.

MYB
maroon barchetta
8:37a, 5/5/24
In reply to Al Bula
Al Bula said:

Lex said:

But I was distracted trying to keep my best friend's kid from going ape **** and feeding said small human marshmallows.
this is nuts. This kid is allowed to be so bad that it can't behave in a store without sugar bribery?!


Positive reinforcement.

The kid now knows that if they act like a shrieking eel, they get treats.
Lex
9:04a, 5/5/24
She wasn't bad yet. I had her calm. But she was getting anxious and ready to be out. We avoided the ape*****
toucan82
9:46a, 5/5/24
Sounds like the kid has you trained pretty well
Lex
9:53a, 5/5/24
In reply to toucan82
I won't disagree. I let her say "bad words" like buttcrack and feed her marshmallows. I only have boys. So having girls to spoil is fun.
Philo B 93
11:37a, 5/5/24
What makes you think you saw a poster instead of some random dude hitting on you?
Lex
11:40a, 5/5/24
In reply to Philo B 93
Philo B 93 said:

What makes you think you saw a poster instead of some random dude hitting on you?


You when you see someone you recognize and you light up? That. There's a look. Excitement. Their eyes say,"it's you!"
maroon barchetta
11:48a, 5/5/24
In reply to Lex
I see someone from this site pretty often and I'm pretty sure my eyes don't light up.
Lex
11:51a, 5/5/24
Well, not being excited to see them is totes different.
Philo B 93
12:47p, 5/5/24
In reply to Lex
Lex said:

Philo B 93 said:

What makes you think you saw a poster instead of some random dude hitting on you?


You when you see someone you recognize and you light up? That. There's a look. Excitement. Their eyes say,"it's you!"


Sounds like spotting a minor celebrity, like a local weather girl or the second string Aggie quarterback. Pretty cool.
Lex
12:50p, 5/5/24
In reply to Philo B 93
I enjoy when posters see me out and say hi. I just felt bad because O want being a toe.
The Chicken Ranch
1:25p, 5/5/24
If I saw Lex at my HEB, I'd run over to her like a Labrador, my tail wagging my whole body.
Lex
1:40p, 5/5/24
In reply to The Chicken Ranch
I do love Labradors.
Baron von Bulsh
4:57a, 5/7/24
How do you people know what each other looks like?

I don't know whether to find this creepy or be sad that I'm missing out on something.
The Fife
5:39a, 5/7/24
Another successful texags meatup!
maroon barchetta
6:49a, 5/7/24
In reply to Baron von Bulsh
Baron von Bulsh said:

How do you people know what each other looks like?

I don't know whether to find this creepy or be sad that I'm missing out on something.


The Post A Pic of yourself thread.
Lex
9:16a, 5/7/24
In reply to Baron von Bulsh
We have a selfie thread.
Baron von Bulsh
3:50a, 5/8/24
In reply to maroon barchetta
maroon barchetta said:

Baron von Bulsh said:

How do you people know what each other looks like?

I don't know whether to find this creepy or be sad that I'm missing out on something.


The Post A Pic of yourself thread.
ABATTBQ11
9:01a, 5/8/24
In reply to The Chicken Ranch
The Chicken Ranch said:

If I saw Lex at my HEB, I'd run over to her like a Labrador, my tail wagging my whole body.


But would you mount and hump her like a Labrador?
maroon barchetta
11:34a, 5/8/24
Lex
11:38a, 5/8/24
You people are wild.
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