I remember when the Bible would inspire songs...

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94chem
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12:16p, 3/27/24
God Bless The USA Bible

Sadly, there in nothing surprising in this link.
94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough
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12:27p, 3/27/24
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I'm sure they will sell a ton of these to the MAGA folks.
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12:34p, 3/27/24
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Large print. Naturally.
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12:34p, 3/27/24
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At least it isn't a new cringe translation... just a weird juxtaposition of the Scriptures and American founding docs etc..
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12:40p, 3/27/24
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Nice! And if you bought some trading cards, you'll have the perfect bookmark!

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12:45p, 3/27/24
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The GREATEST Bible ever!

(For best results read while holding up right index finger)

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94chem
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In reply to 747Ag • 12:48p, 3/27/24
747Ag said:
At least it isn't a new cringe translation... just a weird juxtaposition of the Scriptures and American founding docs etc..
No copyrights. Betting these things cost less than a Gideon Bible to produce, so most of that $60 will funnel right to DJT campaign. But DJT getting a royalty for selling Bibles? Should we give royalties to Pacific Gas & Electric for selling copies of Erin Brockovich?
94chem,
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12:59p, 3/27/24
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Trump's version finally gets rid of that pesky 7th Commandment!
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747Ag
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In reply to Rocag • 1:04p, 3/27/24
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Rocag said:
Trump's version finally gets rid of that pesky 7th Commandment!
*6th*
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In reply to 747Ag • 1:09p, 3/27/24
747Ag said:
Rocag said:
Trump's version finally gets rid of that pesky 7th Commandment!
*6th*


Who has Trump murdered?
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GMaster0
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1:12p, 3/27/24
8-10 will be voided as well. Just more guidelines for the other ones rather than commandments at this point.
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In reply to BonfireNerd04 • 1:28p, 3/27/24
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BonfireNerd04 said:
747Ag said:
Rocag said:
Trump's version finally gets rid of that pesky 7th Commandment!
*6th*


Who has Trump murdered?
Y'all just got it numbered wrong, yo.
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In reply to 94chem • 5:44p, 3/27/24
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94chem said:
747Ag said:
At least it isn't a new cringe translation... just a weird juxtaposition of the Scriptures and American founding docs etc..
No copyrights. Betting these things cost less than a Gideon Bible to produce, so most of that $60 will funnel right to DJT campaign. But DJT getting a royalty for selling Bibles? Should we give royalties to Pacific Gas & Electric for selling copies of Erin Brockovich?


I wonder how much will go to lawyers related to his hush money trial for paying off a pornstar.
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8:49p, 3/27/24
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Merchandising! /Spaceballs
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In reply to 94chem • 9:10p, 3/27/24
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94chem said:
747Ag said:
At least it isn't a new cringe translation... just a weird juxtaposition of the Scriptures and American founding docs etc..
No copyrights. Betting these things cost less than a Gideon Bible to produce, so most of that $60 will funnel right to DJT campaign. But DJT getting a royalty for selling Bibles? Should we give royalties to Pacific Gas & Electric for selling copies of Erin Brockovich?


The website claims none of it goes to DJT.

A Trump translation could be pretty funny
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In reply to Frok • 9:13p, 3/27/24
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Frok said:
94chem said:
747Ag said:
At least it isn't a new cringe translation... just a weird juxtaposition of the Scriptures and American founding docs etc..
No copyrights. Betting these things cost less than a Gideon Bible to produce, so most of that $60 will funnel right to DJT campaign. But DJT getting a royalty for selling Bibles? Should we give royalties to Pacific Gas & Electric for selling copies of Erin Brockovich?


The website claims none of it goes to DJT.

A Trump translation could be pretty funny
He is getting a licensing fee.
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94chem
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10:40p, 3/27/24
Y'all!!!

"Yes, this is the only Bible endorsed by Lee Greenwood!"

Like, I've been waiting 30 years for this!!!
94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough
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94chem
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10:46p, 3/27/24
...but is all seriousness, praise God that his word does not return to him void, but that it always accomplishes its purpose, even when it's being abused by complete jackwagons.
94chem,
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7:15a, 3/28/24
I'm only buying if "God Bless the USA" is also rendered in the language of the King James Bible.
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In reply to Sapper Redux • 8:29a, 3/28/24
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Sapper Redux said:
I'm only buying if "God Bless the USA" is also rendered in the language of the King James Bible.
Perhaps in "Bardcore" style...
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