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Dre_00 said:

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Um. A perfect hat trick in less than 30 minutes for Mr. Palmer.

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That dude couldnt even make the bench for City. Hes just a Pep castoff.

Chelsea are the only team that can implode while winning 5-0 😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/xDzsZNZZNm

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) April 15, 2024

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Mathguy64 said:

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Dre_00 said:

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Um. A perfect hat trick in less than 30 minutes for Mr. Palmer.

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That dude couldnt even make the bench for City. Hes just a Pep castoff.

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And against a championship team too.

"I have the worst haircut! I get to take the PK!"

Chelsea are quietly figuring out how to win again. Wouldn't surprise me at all if they finish 6th.

Where would Chelsea be without Cole Palmer?

Emery signs extension at Villa.

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Forum Troll said:

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Where would Chelsea be without Cole Palmer?

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We might find out today.

In reply to jeffk I'll be shocked if he isn't starting

In reply to wangus12 https://www.beinsports.com/en-us/soccer/premier-league/articles/cole-palmer-a-doubt-for-chelseas-clash-with-arsenal-due-to-illness-2024-04-22

Lmao Chelsea geez

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jeffk said:

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Lmao Chelsea geez

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You weren't expecting Chelsea to actually try were you?

In reply to Mathguy64 Expecting? Probably not. Hoping? Yeah a bit.

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jeffk said:

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Expecting? Probably not. Hoping? Yeah a bit.

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You backed the wrong horse in that race. This one is destined for the glue factory.

In reply to Mathguy64 Most expensive glue stick of all time

So what was Palmer's excuse? Was he getting a hair cut and his teeth fixed?

In reply to Mathguy64 Reportedly an illness

In reply to YNWA.2013

YNWA.2013 said:

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Turns out they actually are Cole Palmer FC

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The fact that if you take Palmers goals and assists out of the equation, Chelsea would be in 18th

Surely Brighton has someone we can buy...

When Jackson managed to hand ball a perfect cross that should have been an easy header for a goal, the commentator called him a strong contender for the Darwin Nunez Award.

Which is just fantastic commentary.

Embrace change. Sack Klopp.

Crystal Palace absolutely worked Newcastle. Oliver Glasner is starting to do his thing over in South London. 3 wins in a row against some good teams (and they absolutely thrashed West Ham).

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Dre_00 said:

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Crystal Palace absolutely worked Newcastle. Oliver Glasner is starting to do his thing over in South London. 3 wins in a row against some good teams (and they absolutely thrashed West Ham).

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They have been scary good the last 3 games. Deserved all 3 points today.

Pretty sick Flying Dutchman impression by KDB.

Well...this is awkward. Looks like Arsenal are going to have to root for Spurs in 3 weeks time if they want a shot at winning the title.

Seagulolololols

Getting ahead of myself of course but would be pretty wild.

That's it for the title. Name a team that is going to take points from Man Dhabi.

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Dre_00 said:

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Well...this is awkward. Looks like Arsenal are going to have to root for Spurs in 3 weeks time if they want a shot at winning the title.

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I have zero issues doing so.

At the end of the day though, City are always inevitable at this point in the season. Until Pep leaves and the FA grows some balls over the 115 charges, we just get to watch them win the league every year

It just takes one fluky game. One. And they don't even have to lose. They just have to not win. I mean if Saudi Arabia can beat Argentina in the group stage of the World Cup that Argentina would go on to win, then City can get tripped up in a fluky game somewhere in the next 5 games. @Spurs and @Fulham are likely the most realistic places where it could happen.

As a wise man once said, "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."