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Whatever doctor stapled his stomach together did a pretty ****ty job.

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Titanium is only so strong. You can't put it all on the doctors.

Holy **** that photo is sad.

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To be fair, you'd couldn't dam the Mississippi River with popsicle sticks either.

How would you like to be that chair

After all the lying, manipulation (of rankings and perception) and crap he's given to Aggies over the past 10-15 years, I can actually summon a bit of sympathy for him in that picture. That's a dude that finds comfort in two things: Food and Internet Accolades.

As the accolades have fallen off in the past years, he's started to lean on that other crutch: food - in large quantities.

Dude is still an arrogant piece of **** but based on that picture, his arrogance and bluster are all just a online fiction of his making.

I'd bet you an all-you-can-eat buffet that in person, dude actually is measurably humble and probably quiet and keeps to himself.

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How would you like to be the toilet in the restroom that just happens to be the closest one to his table (read into that what you will).

You would think someone with so much damned integrity would not pull down a picture posted by one of his employees on his own website during a recent yahoo radio gig.

You would also think that he would update his picture on his yahoo radio page that wasn't from 6-7 years ago. And hasn't he been at yahoo for only a couple of years.

Yeah, that guy is a bastion of integrity.

He's also a fat f*** that resembles a short, fat walking p***s.

Here's some non rumor mill information...Geoff Ketchum is one fat, disgusting sonova*****. That is not defamation, slander or libel...that is a cold hard FACT.

How many vodka cranberries can Brown hide in that cup?

Who is in the McLovin shirt?

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There are alot of d-bags in that pic, primarily Wretch, Chimp, and Chode.

In case nobody caught it, Ketch's wife beat him by 50 points. Check the score above his head. Although to be fair, it's hard to bowl when your fingers won't fit in the ball.

It's also hard to bowl when you keep trying to eat the ball

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Ok seriously though

That's pre-staples.

Right?

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Behavioral problems start when you don’t comply with the recommendations of lap-band eating, by overeating or making poor food choices. While bad food choices may slow your weight loss or even cause you to gain weight, consequences of overeating may be slightly more serious. In other words, if you eat more than your new stomach can handle you may cause your band to slip. Band slippage is can easily be prevented by not overeating and seeing your doctor when you feel that your eating habits might have reverted back to what they were before the lap-band surgery. If after the X-ray your doctor notices that the upper part of the stomach has stretched, he may decide to deflate your band completely to allow the stomach to shrink back to its original size. This procedure, when performed in a timely manner, will most definitely prevent the slippage and therefore the need for additional surgery. This is also why you should always remember to follow up with your weight loss surgeon and dietitian on a regular basis. Seeing your doctor for periodical checkups will not only keep you on track with your weight, but will also allow the detection of any complications or problems in their early stages.

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Aug 21 can't get here fast enough.

Did he seriously bowl a 91? My ten year old was bowling 4 games simultaneously a few weeks ago and every one was over 100.

What was BlackLab's photo?

It says photobucket blocked it

Fat Ketch sitting alone at a table in a restaurant stuffing his face with an ASUS laptop next to his food.

Bump

LosAngelesAgs

Even though were in "Old Rivalries" someone used sarcasm, does that me that I'm being sarcastic about this post which means that the sarcasm
is trumped further extending confusion? Oh no, This is not the Old
Rivalries board so take it to the Old Rivalries board. Where do you
think you are, the Old Rivalries Board or something? Jeez! Wait...Just
kidding, take this to Old Rivalries!

We should lock terrorists who won't talk in a room with turboboost and Bill Kemp.

...with nothing to drink but red bull

Ketch: chode of ethics